My roommate always says I eat really healthy. Probably because I'm the only one that actually buys like fresh food since no one else seems to know how to cook.
I should be surprised, but I'm not. Apparently, he never had to cook before. It's going to be sad when he gets a steady job, but still wonders where all his money is going to, not noticing take-out chinese food and pizza boxes stacked behind him.
"I am... Sheik. One of the last of the Sheikah tribe..."