The Ben 10 Affleck-Out: I feel like fame is wasted on me.

[Sheik]

You would probably get trampled to death

Which has happened.
On multiple occasions.
Buying anything worth having on Black Friday is like a heist gone wrong, instead of taking money for shit you want, you're shelling it. Then trying to make a getaway like the other thousand people who think road rage is a form of courtesy.