The Ben 10 Affleck-Out: I feel like fame is wasted on me.

[Sheik]

Okay so I think I have it worked out, regarding nothing fills up in the next 11 hours, which is quite possible, that class, 2 seats left. Shit.

Fuck.
I'm guessing you're stalking the fuck out of those slots.

[Ace Ventura]

I had a hot teacher in College...Too bad she was engaged. Ohhh the fantasies my friends told me they had about her.

[Sheras]

Fuck.
I'm guessing you're stalking the fuck out of those slots.

Oh those two junior classes aren't on my list. I will have to do without them.

[Spose']

Hello. I spent all day folding cheap plastic today. AMA

[Ace Ventura]

Hello. I spent all day folding cheap plastic today. AMA

Sounds like fun.

[Spose']

Sounds like fun.

Each little piece of plastic costs 1 dollar, people are forced to buy 30, even if they product we are making for them takes 9 pieces.

I spent 50 minutes in training today, then the cute Arabian chick told me I could leave and to practice at home. Ended up doing the usual, holy shit I suck ass, I need to improve otherwise I'm a failure thing and spent 5 hours practicing building lamps out of plastic cards.

I'm crazy, I know.

[Sheik]

Each little piece of plastic costs 1 dollar, people are forced to buy 30, even if they product we are making for them takes 9 pieces.

I spent 50 minutes in training today, then the cute Arabian chick told me I could leave and to practice at home. Ended up doing the usual, holy shit I suck ass, I need to improve otherwise I'm a failure thing and spent 5 hours practicing building lamps out of plastic cards.

I'm crazy, I know.

No. You're working.

[Ace Ventura]

Each little piece of plastic costs 1 dollar, people are forced to buy 30, even if they product we are making for them takes 9 pieces.

I spent 50 minutes in training today, then the cute Arabian chick told me I could leave and to practice at home. Ended up doing the usual, holy shit I suck ass, I need to improve otherwise I'm a failure thing and spent 5 hours practicing building lamps out of plastic cards.

I'm crazy, I know.

Okay, I don't care about anything else but this.





Did you put it in?

[Spose']

Okay, I don't care about anything else but this.





Did you put it in?

I would of if I could of, pretty sure she was at least 5 years older than me(thus making it pretty illegal) and she was so skinny and tiny I feel like she would break if someone flicked her. Also, I have a creeping suspicion she's the bosses daughter.

[Spose']

No. You're working.

I don't even have the job yet. Although, from the amount of information I got through my 40 minutes of training, I probably got the job. She went through procedure for closing(oddly not opening) and how to use the cash register and pretty much told me policy on handling customers. Bright side of things is it's highly discouraged to be a douchy kiosk worked who throws shit in your face and bothers you are you walk by.

[Sheik]

I would of if I could of, pretty sure she was at least 5 years older than me(thus making it pretty illegal) and she was so skinny and tiny I feel like she would break if someone flicked her. Also, I have a creeping suspicion she's the bosses daughter.

A guaranteed way to marry into the business

[Spose']

A guaranteed way to marry into the business

IDK I think it would be worth. Most of my family is fairly tall, and the last time I saw a really short person was back in like 9th grade when 3 midgets were in one of my classes(or at least stupidly short people).

[Ace Ventura]

Well I had to ask.

[Spose']

Well I had to ask.

I NOW KNOW WHY YOU GET FIRED SO MUCH. YOU GET CAUGHT FUCKING ALL YOUR CO WORKERS.

You secretly get jobs, find attractive ladies, bang them, then leave. It's the master plan!

[Ace Ventura]

I NOW KNOW WHY YOU GET FIRED SO MUCH. YOU GET CAUGHT FUCKING ALL YOUR CO WORKERS.

You secretly get jobs, find attractive ladies, bang them, then leave. It's the master plan!

How'd you know? Goddammit.

Spoiler warning:

Funny 'cause most of the female co-workers at my jobs were ugly as fuck.