The Ben 10 Affleck-Out: I feel like fame is wasted on me.

[Stark]

Careful, bud. Jazz had a rough last night....

I'm a tough guy

[deadlegion]

Careful, bud. Jazz had a rough last night....

Wake up handcuffed to the toilet?

[Sheik]

Wake up handcuffed to the toilet?

That's how Saturdays should end

[Stark]

Wake up handcuffed to the toilet?

I've never been that bad. I fell asleep in a puddle once.

[deadlegion]

I've never been that bad. I fell asleep in a puddle once.

When I was around Jazz's age I regularly woke up in bushes on Sat/Sun mornings.
Usually church grounds...don't ask me why
A few times mass/service was just about to commence and people would be staring at me/us as I/we crawled out of the shrubs.
Not cool

[Sheik]

I've never been that bad. I fell asleep in a puddle once.

Even if I don't know what you look like, but I envision your incident very well. Just lying in your own puke and "water?" while holding a drink and another to chase it in both hands.

[Jazzmarazz]

I've never been that bad. I fell asleep in a puddle once.

I fell asleep standing at the toilet two years ago. Finished my wizz and closed my eyes. I woke up in the shower behind me paralyzed from falling on the shower threshold back-first.

[deadlegion]

lmao

[Sprung]

I actually got a trophy in ME1 on the Eden Prime mission

250 synthetic kills

Strange it took so long to get to 250...

[Sheik]

I fell asleep standing at the toilet two years ago. Finished my wizz and closed my eyes. I woke up in the shower behind me paralyzed from falling on the shower threshold back-first.

lawl

[Jazzmarazz]

lmao

I could have died.

[deadlegion]

I could have died.

I know a guy that fell asleep drunk and fell from the second story of a pub.
Well, nobody knows if he just fell or was pushed over the railing.

Has a heap of metal in his legs now. Lucky to be alive.

[Sheik]

I could have died.

Could've died from alcohol poisoning as well. I still would've chuckled, knowing one day I'd waltz down the same path.

[Sheras]

Class registration is too damn stressful, and I haven't even been able to register yet.

[Sheik]

Class registration is too damn stressful, and I haven't even been able to register yet.