The Ben 10 Affleck-Out: I feel like fame is wasted on me.

[Stark]

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Such bored, so procrastination, wow, much worries.

[Prude]

WOW I share my mom's obsession with Christmas decorations. We spent all day. And now I have to go back and get more stuff. Shiny things.

[Sheras]

WOW I share my mom's obsession with Christmas decorations. We spent all day. And now I have to go back and get more stuff. Shiny things.

It isn't even Thanksgiving yet

[Prude]

Oh yeah I forgot about Thanksgiving.

[Sheras]

Oh yeah I forgot about Thanksgiving.

It's impossible for me to not think about.

[Beelzebub]

Dammit, where's Drag at? I want to rub it in his face that his Oilers lost to my Flyers.

[Ikusagami]

Nah, it was a shit job.

You'll understand when you're older.



Gee, I wonder why she made lots of money delivering pizza to lonely men who stay in on a weekend.

Same reason I give exorbitant tips to ugly bartenders and servers of any gender.
Alcohol. It costs more than what you spend on it.

But the best delivery tips come from parties. Lonely guys don't order $100 of pizza, $50 of sides, and get a whole group to contribute by throwing random large bills at them. I hosted enough parties in my younger days to verify the food's as expensive as the liquor.

[Ikusagami]

Dammit, where's Drag at?

I can put on fishnets if you like.

[Beelzebub]

I can put on fishnets if you like.

[Ace Ventura]

I always regret ever backreading... Even if it's a little bit. Pucks about to drop for Red Wings, I hope they can pull off a win tonight.

[Ace Ventura]

I found a place to stream it online. So excited.

Gonna go watch, see y'all.

Scratch that, directed me to NHL Live or whatever.

[Jazzmarazz]

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[deadlegion]

*fart*

[Sprung]

Jesus.

Well, it's not like I buy 50 copies of every game for every system BECAUSE IT'S ON SALE AT COCKS

[deadlegion]