The Ben 10 Affleck-Out: I feel like fame is wasted on me.

[Raype]

These things are always so easy in fiction. ;__;

Wouldn't it be great if all of life's problems could be solved by a quick boss fight and 5 minutes of self realization?

Fucking RPGs, always making me wish life was so easily solved in 5 minute chunks.

[Elin]

(´・ω・｀)

[Raype]

Need money? Just go outside and kill some random monsters in ten seconds. PROBLEM SOLVED.

Not feeling too good?

Take a nap, suddenly you're fine.

[Gare]

Not feeling too good?

Take a nap, suddenly you're fine.

To be fair that tends to work in real life too.

[deadlegion]

Not feeling too good?

Take a nap, suddenly you're fine.

Does that cure lycanthropy and/or vampirism?

[Raype]

To be fair that tends to work in real life too.

Not if you spent all day lugging tons of shit around.

Then you wake up sore and tired and in serious need of a vacation.

[deadlegion]

Robbed a bank, killed a heap of cops and ran over some people making a getaway.
A convoy of cops follow me all the way to the safehouse, I enter...and then everything is ok.

Seems legit.

[Elin]

(´・ω・｀)

[Raype]

Bitten by one of the most venomous creatures in the whole world? No problem! Just stand still and it won't have any effect.

Accidentally break something?

Walk out of the room then come back. Automatically fixed!

[gezegond]

Bitten by one of the most venomous creatures in the whole world? No problem! Just stand still and it won't have any effect.

Dead? No problem! Try again.

[Gare]

This should have its own thread.

[Prude]

My internet is working!

This is so not sexy at all

Spoiler warning:

[Sprung]

OOGA CHAKKA OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKKA

I, I I, I I, I'm hooked on a feeling.

[Sheik]

RPG Logic eh?
Gave me a good laugh

[Zaladane]

Is there an unECM program for Android????