^ You take that back
< Wishes to "enlighten" hipsters on what it means to shut up
v Cries themselves asleep to Jenna Rose
^ You take that back
< Wishes to "enlighten" hipsters on what it means to shut up
v Cries themselves asleep to Jenna Rose
"I am... Sheik. One of the last of the Sheikah tribe..."
^ wishes he was a powerpuff girl
< wishes I could slap people sometimes
V Though Action 52 was a good game
^ - Was recently acquitted of heinous charges including a miniature horse, a whiffle-ball bat, and a stick of butter
< - Openly admits being a powerpuff girl since puberty
v - Denies taking a blob fish to the prom by force
I'm listening but I don't hear very much...
^ has to stay 500 feet away from Walt Disney World(because of an unfortunate incident)
< I've been acquitted of a lot of things
v run away from home to tour with the Country Bears
^ - Moonlights as a rodeo clown
< - It wasn't an "incident" it was an accident, and they really blew it out of proportion
v - Makes it his job to eat every booger the color of Yoshi
I'm listening but I don't hear very much...
^ Has a shameful past as a stripper at a retirement home
< wishes I had french toast
v slept with Courtney Love on a dare and got every disease known(and some unknown) to mankind
^ Loved every second of it.
< Will commit many evil acts against puppies and kittens for being cute.
v Cannot stop stalking his ex girlfriend's step-mother.
"I am... Sheik. One of the last of the Sheikah tribe..."
^ - Made fun of a kid with down syndrome at the amusement park and was forcefully removed from the tilt-o-whirl by security
< - Removed a man's penis and chucked it out of a window... then sat down for a bowl of fruit loops
v - Literally chokes his chickens
I'm listening but I don't hear very much...
^- I believe she scares me a little bit after his confession about "removing men's penises". So... better have her as a friend than a foe! Hi there my besty Lorena! hehehe *Nervous laugh*
<- Needs an extra 1Tb hard drive disk (no more room for my films and TV series already )
v- Stole candy from a child and ate it in front of her/him!
"Most people don't believe something can happen until it already has,
that's not stupidity or weakness, that's just human nature"
^ stole jewelry from Liz Taylor's dead body and pawned it
< I have a new bracelet!
v Too scared to watch an old Scooby Doo episode
^ Was blinded by seeing above user attempt to dress causal
< Desperately needs psychiatric attention
v Locks themselves in a room with Rebecca Black, Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus doing a trio performance.
"I am... Sheik. One of the last of the Sheikah tribe..."
^ - His childhood girlfriend had the painfully obvious nickname "Sharky"
< - Eludes the authorities again
v - Refuses to respect the phrase, "no means no"
I'm listening but I don't hear very much...
^ has never gotten over seeing his mom and Santa "hugging"
< bored
v wears my little pony panties
^ - Hasn't scrubbed his buttcrack since Michael Jackson was black
< - Ponders why bastards still peep in his windows at night
v - Wears these panties...Spoiler warning:
I'm listening but I don't hear very much...
^ Still has charges pending stemming from an "incident" at a pumpkin patch
< is annoyed that stores are selling christmas shit,when halloween is even over.
v was rejected for a test subject because of their "hygiene" issues.