What they really need to do is stop helping all these pathetic poor people who are just bleeding society dry.
All those poor people making it impossible to earn a decent paycheque (wait, I mean paycheck) and always using your tax dollars to buy expensive cars and drugs.
Maybe they should all be rounded up and forced to do an honest day's work.
Like digging holes or doing construction or making munitions.
Also, probably round up all those rich people who keep sucking money away from everyone and then hoarding it or exporting it to other countries. Take their money away and redistribute to honest hardworking americans.
Don't get me started on those filthy immigrants trying to steal our jobs and suck up social assistance on their 20 babies.
And we could probably do all this too if those stinking hippies would get out of the way.
Which is why, effective immediately, being a filthy hippie is punishable by complete dissolution of your rights. You're either one of us, or one of them. And if you're one of them you should be breaking your back with the rest of the parasites.
