The non-dumb-name out: You look circumcised

[Raype]

The only one on my side is the boobsucking lawyer!

[Raype]

Don't jiggle, he can't see you if you don't jiggle.

[Raype]

They're expensive, put them back.

[Raype]

I should keep this up until someone begs me to stop.

[Cosmic]

YOUR ETERNAL SOUL?

Because that can be arranged.

Just gotta introduce you to my old buddy rohypnol.

Damn. I knew I shouldn't have traded it for that packet of jam rings back in primary school.

[Raype]

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A do-you-think-he-saur-em-and-jacked-it-until-he-was-blind.

What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?

A do-you-think-he-saur-em-and-jacked-it-until-he-was-blind rex.

[Prude]

omg shut up

[Ace Ventura]

[Sheras]

omg shut up

Mad?

[Sheik]

*rips out hair*
Screw fixing radios. Reception can go down for all I care anymore
/summaryofstupidday

[Warrior]

Mad?

Not in caps

[Ace Ventura]

Not in caps

Of course, you can't be mad if it's not typed in all caps.

[Sheras]

Not in caps

Of course, you can't be mad if it's not typed in all caps.

Women are deceiving, can never be sure

[Sheik]

Of course, you can't be mad if it's not typed in all caps.

~HI!~

^ Exception to the rule. Only because it looks happy.

[Prude]

OH OKAY WELL HOW IS THIS