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[Gypsy]

Oh man, you really are the best Elmdor.

[Cookie Monster]

Welcome to Elmdor's wacky transfer studio.

I will now reveal to you in which clubs you'll find some of the want-aways once them continental leagues kick off.

Rooney: PSG.
Higuain: PSG.
Zlatan: Monaco.
Jovetic: PSG.
Suarez: Mexican prison cell.
Fabregas: PSG.
Odemwingie: PSG.
Bendtner (of such fame as Noble by Nicklas Bendter): still owned by Arsenal.

That shall be all!



Well, they played safe with the away kit, and I sort of think it's rather nice. Anything is better than the purple debacle.

You haven't read the news today, right?

Jovetic is a citizen now.

[Elmdor Rizer]

That's obviously a made up "done deal". Wenger said Arsenal might sign him and they have LOADS of cash to splash. It's like a warchest full of kitties. Oh, man, I'm great at these jokes!!!!!!

So, yeah, PSG. Somehow.

WON'T YOU JUST GIVE US HIGUAIN ALREADY? I really don't get the Suarez thing, it seems to be real. Madness.

I wanna be able to make funny wordplays. Like HE SCORES AGAÍN! Or... uh... eh, "GONEZALO!" once he finds his true DNA or decides to listen to his inner child etc.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Soooo, I'm getting seriously pissed with silly season here. Damn you, Napoli!

Although, Sanogo's apparently ace in FM, so we should be alright after all. I mean, it's not like FM has been wrong before...


I'm looking at you now, Vela and Lansbury.

[Cookie Monster]

Soooo, I'm getting seriously pissed with silly season here. Damn you, Napoli!

Although, Sanogo's apparently ace in FM, so we should be alright after all. I mean, it's not like FM has been wrong before...


I'm looking at you now, Vela and Lansbury.

Why so mad? Did you want to have Albiol and Callejón?

Bournemouth - Madrid today. Result aside, it was a match to remember. I wish Davey were here

[Gypsy]

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-tr...e-to-barcelona

[Cookie Monster]

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-tr...e-to-barcelona

"possibly the best coach in the world"

I was tempted to stop reading after that. Oh, the silliness

"by the time Pep is done working his magic, this team could be even better"

Prophetic Only 2-0 in the friendly against Barça and the Supercup is already gone. Never thought he'd start to ruin what Jupp did so soon.

[Gypsy]

I'm not sure what the supercup is...so I care about is as much as the Concacaf gold cup. I see that Van Buyten played the whole game and surprise, he had an og.

And yeah...Pep the best...lol

[Gypsy]

If this is too double posty then just merge it, but it's been 2 days so idk.

Spoiler warning:

Also, Madrid droppin cash like it's hot.

[Cookie Monster]

It's sooo hot

Really, some people are crazy. And by some people I mean Florentino.

[lcazor555]

So whatever happened to #LINNING?
Jeremy Lin was once a god among basketball that averaged 20 points a game, but now averages 2 points a game. Guess he can't handle the big leagues.

[Gypsy]

It's sooo hot

Really, some people are crazy. And by some people I mean Florentino.

The best part of the transfer window is all the wild rumours and terrible journalism.

[Elmdor Rizer]

IT'S TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY - THE BEST DAY IN THE WORLD - IT'S TRANSFER DEADLINE...

SO TELL ME ALL THE TRANSFER RUMOURS THAT YOU HAVE HEARD!

Park Chu-Young hanging out with Mesut Özil, trying new swimsuits.

Mathieu Flamster calling up Mikaël Silvestre, asking him to come play, Juan Mata giggles, Mourinho shouting "CASILLAS, YOU BELL-END!"

BEST DAY EVER!

[Cookie Monster]

I heard a younger version of Bale dressing a fancy shirt was seen somewhere in Madrid. Or at least a picture of him. So cute ^__^

That doesn't suit you well, Mesut

[Elmdor Rizer]

Mesut has apparently removed his clothes. Also he went to wherever you guys conduct your medicals. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ON TDD!

In other news v. Persie has been kicking the living shit out of the little boy he has living inside of him, for making him work with David Moyes. I called it never working out after he got the gig, so I might aswell state that now since, you know, it'll look better before he's won his first league title with MUFC.

Stephen Ireland has been seen weaking a turtle-neck. Suarez still doesn't understand contracts. Tottenham have purchased a carton of eggs!!!!