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    Why do elves always have to get raped?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadlegion View Post
    A 92 year old lady did, and because she has no family her cat will inherit it all.
    How poor is her eye sight?
    Neko-Jazz says: "meow."

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    Say wha?

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    Because nobody wants to rape a dwarf or an orc?
    Or maybe because they smell nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaladane View Post
    Say wha?
    Have you ever looked at a male elf and questioned your sexuality?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    How poor is her eye sight?
    Neko-Jazz says: "meow."
    Feast on her corpse until the coroner arrives.

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    Ohm's Law......
    I HATE Ohm's Law....
    Why do every problem I come across in fixing shit deal with Ohm's Law...
    Can it be Ohm's theory so I can break it


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaladane View Post
    IMPOSSIBRU!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheik View Post
    Ohm's Law......
    I HATE Ohm's Law....
    Why do every problem I come across in fixing shit deal with Ohm's Law...
    Can it be Ohm's theory so I can break it
    What poblems are you having? Lat I knew, Ohm's law was simple algebra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    What poblems are you having? Lat I knew, Ohm's law was simple algebra.
    Definitely simple.
    It's when the three main variables are substituted in capacitors, transistors, inductors and the like is when the math gets long and the mistakes add up.
    Then I cry
    Still all revolve around Ohm's law and Engineering Notation so no major sweat.
    Just the formulas for manipulation of that law....too many of them


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheik View Post
    Definitely simple.
    It's when the three main variables are substituted in capacitors, transistors, inductors and the like is when the math gets long and the mistakes add up.
    Then I cry
    Still all revolve around Ohm's law and Engineering Notation so no major sweat.
    Just the formulas for manipulation of that law....too many of them
    Yeah, that buggers things up. I need a refresher in my laws...since graduating I have so few outlets and I have a hard time learning. All I seem to do is mull over the same old shit, but at least I will be making a few bucks on this coming project of mine. What I need to do is just run away and continue school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    Yeah, that buggers things up. I need a refresher in my laws...since graduating I have so few outlets and I have a hard time learning. All I seem to do is mull over the same old shit, but at least I will be making a few bucks on this coming project of mine. What I need to do is just run away and continue school.
    No.
    I ran away to the Marines, they sent me straight back to school.
    Continuous schooling is as certain as death or taxes round here


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    Quote Originally Posted by deadlegion View Post
    Have you ever looked at a male elf and questioned your sexuality?
    No. No I have not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaladane View Post
    No. No I have not.
    Good.
    Next Question - Do you look in the mirror for longer than a couple minutes in one go?


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    I hardly look in the mirror when I brush my teeth. My hair routine is a quick shake after my shower.

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