The Emo Homo Out: Ding Dong Laceration Requests

[deadlegion]

I want a pet chicken now.

Except I really, really don't. Vicious motherfuckers.

Roosters definitely are.
My parents have had a few (not all at the same time, that would be madness) over the years...they lurk in the bushes and attack people, cats do they same thing but rarely hurt as much


Server busy messages there aren't even all that many people here.

[Drageuth]

I seem to get server busy messages whenever the boards are dead. I just go about my business and use those 30-45 seconds for random spurts of activity.

[deadlegion]

I just go about my business and use those 30-45 seconds for random spurts of activity.

[Drageuth]

Goddamn I need another drink.

[deadlegion]

No you don't.


/smoke

[Drageuth]

Now I want a smoke.

GODDAMN YOUR SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING

[deadlegion]

Now I want a smoke.

GODDAMN YOUR SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING

Man up

I put up with people talking about drinking, being drunk, wanting more drink and drunken adventures all the time.

[Drageuth]

I still take my breaks outside with all of the smokers. Haven't had a smoke for almost seven months now.

IRON WILL

[deadlegion]

I still take my breaks outside with all of the smokers. Haven't had a smoke for almost seven months now.

IRON WILL

People still offer me drinks sometimes, usually it's because they're drinking themselves (drunk or tipsy) and they forget I gave up ages ago.
In situations like this I politely refuse, remind them and then offer them a hand-rolled cig

[Drageuth]

Heading to bed. Fuck this shit. I'm not gonna get anything done tonight.

[Varun Highwind]

[Kouen Hasuki]

slow day

[skullpoker]

So I just had a look at myself in the mirror, and goddamn am I out of shape.

I should probably work on that. After eating this bag of chips and watching the latest episode of Community.

Metal Gear Solid 2:
Raiden: "The sneaking suit feels a little tight around the midsection..."
Command: "That helps your internal organs work at peak efficiency."

+
Infomercial:
Crazy Dutch Lady: "Sucking it in for 1 minute is as good as 60 sit-ups."

=
Lazy Mans Fitness program
Me: "I went from 298 lbs. to 254 lbs. by sucking it in while I work stocking shelves."

Your results may vary.

[Varun Highwind]

[Nemkoon]

fart burp