Originally Posted by deadlegion
The dogs are handy for spills in the bedroom
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The dogs are handy for spills in the bedroom
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My dogs haven't done a shit or piss inside my house for agesDogs are VERY handy, however when you get sloppy ass drunk and they decide to take a dump in front of the TV because you're too lazy to take them out is a whole other story
They know to hassle me constantly if they really need to go out, and I can't ignore that. But then I don't drink
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Cookie Thief
My microwave looks like a warzone sometimes. Not sure how that happens, but it does.
As for dogs in the bedroom, anyone else get weirded out when a dog watches you have sex? I always feel kinda bad, especially cause he isn't getting any.
Cookie Thief
The only time that happens is when I go out for the night, so I'll be gone for 4 or more hours, come home shit faced with someone, or just with an insatiable appetite and ignore him. He puts me in my place by dropping a deuceMy dogs haven't done a shit or piss inside my house for ages
They know to hassle me constantly if they really need to go out, and I can't ignore that. But then I don't drink
Bulba~
Heating liquids, usually. I find pasta sauce is the worse culprit, and probably accounts for 80% of my microwave mess.
The other 20% is, obviously, jeans.
Also, I dislike dogs, and would be rather unnerved by them watching me have sex. I would probably kick it in the face during orgasm, partially out of a weird orgasmic spasm, and partially becomes it would bring me great joy.
Cookie Thief
Pretty sure that's what you meant
Bulba~
I'm pretty sure you're wrong, and to prove it, I'm going to punch a dog in the face.Pretty sure that's what you meant
Venomous
Cookie Thief
Dogs have personality, unlike cats. Punching a dog is like punching a personI'm pretty sure you're wrong, and to prove it, I'm going to punch a dog in the face.
Apathetic Demon
Please come over to my house. You can punch the "dogs" that live here in the face. Although they're Pomeranians, not really much of what I would call a dog really. Don't get me wrong, I love dogs, not as much as I love cats. But behaved dogs that aren't stupid, nasty and loud, I like them. The two dogs here are annoying, they stink, and they yap at every goddamn thing.I'm pretty sure you're wrong, and to prove it, I'm going to punch a dog in the face.
Cookie Thief
Dogs are typically only as bad as their owners..... but I have no excuse for pomeranians or Chiuahahas. Both an annoying breed that should be put down.
Apathetic Demon
WRONG! Cats have a ton of personality, it's just a but more subtle. My dad has four cats and they all have they're own personality, and they are well behaved and actually listen to him. They're mostly inside cats, but he'll let them out and they'll stay ion the yard and hang out. Then when it's time to come in, he calls for them and they come back inside. Saying cats don't have personality is just ignorant.Dogs have personality, unlike cats. Punching a dog is like punching a person
Also, comparing a dog to a human is just silly. I'd punch any human in the head before I'd hurt an animal.
Cookie Thief
In my experience with cats, that's pretty rare. All the cats I know and have been around are shady as hell and always up to no good. I'm not a cat lover, so nothing with sway meWRONG! Cats have a ton of personality, it's just a but more subtle. My dad has four cats and they all have they're own personality, and they are well behaved and actually listen to him. They're mostly inside cats, but he'll let them out and they'll stay ion the yard and hang out. Then when it's time to come in, he calls for them and they come back inside. Saying cats don't have personality is just ignorant.
Also, comparing a dog to a human is just silly. I'd punch any human in the head before I'd hurt an animal.
I'd punch a human over an animal any day, but Drag seems to really hate dogs. That's why I made that analogy
Bulba~
I hate people too.
I like well behaved dogs when I only have to spend an afternoon with them. If I were to ever own another pet, it would definitely be a cat. Dogs make me very uncomfortable.
Cookie Thief
They make you uncomfortable because of your smell..... they smell FEAR on you!I hate people too.
I like well behaved dogs when I only have to spend an afternoon with them. If I were to ever own another pet, it would definitely be a cat. Dogs make me very uncomfortable.
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