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Damn the idiot who sold me the computer I'm using.

If he didn't move to Johannesburg then I'd kill him.
Then I'll go OVERKILL.

THEN I'LL GO BEYOND THAT. :MA

Then I'll end up in jail because:
(1) I committed murder
(2) I don't have an ID because it's too expensive
So.
Basically, the end of my life.
I'm going to remove my avatar and signature and user titles everywhere.
I'm going to shut down my computer.
Then I'm going to break it so that nobody can use it anymore.
Then I will go kill myself.
Goodbye.
