Whats your favorite quote of all time?

[crusher]

Originally posted by Shibbyguy
"Die, k?" - Crusher.

Heh! "Die, k?" 0wnz, doesn't it? Here, take your 5 back Shibby.

[Nub]

Thankyou very much Mr. Crusher :O.

[Alien282]

"You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way."
Will Rogers

"War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military."
French Proverb

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
General George Patton

"One death is a tragedy, but a million deaths are merely a statistic."
Josef Stalin

"In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance."
Josef Stalin

"War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory."
Georges Clemenceau

"In a war sometimes the both sides may lose, but never the both sides may win."
G. Zhukov

"The tragedy of war is that it uses man's best to do man's worst."
Harry Emerson Fosdick

"What luck for the rulers that men do not think."
Adolf Hitler

"Strength lies not in defense but in attack."
Adolf Hitler

"The victor will never be asked if he told the truth"
Adolf Hitler

"The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms.
History shows that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared
their own downfall by doing so"
Adolf Hitler

"The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a big lie than a small one."
Adolf Hitler

"Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future."
Adolf Hitler

"A single blow must destroy the enemy... without regard of losses... a gigantic all-destroying blow."
Adolf Hitler

"If you wish sympathy of broad masses, then you must tell them the crudest and most stupid things."
Adolf Hitler

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
Napoleon Bonaparte

"If you see an honest man - kill him so he won't suffer"

"I don't know what weapons will be WW 3 fought with, but in WW 4 they will fight with sticks and stones."
"Albert Einstein"

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Albert Einstein

"Only the dead have seen the end of war."
Plato

The best is in my signiture. That man is damn crazy.

[Ace]

More:

"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

"There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't"

"SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
0 rows returned"

"Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script"

"Scan My Network and Die"

"Bow before me, for I am root."

[Freekling]

"I wish I had a kryptonite cross cause then I could keep vampires and superman away."

[ChrisShun]

"No mercy for the damned. Thus thou hast no escape from the grasp of catastrophe!"
---Mystina (Valkyrie Profile)

"No matter who the opponent, I shall not yield!"
"Mugen no kensen!"
---Jun (Valkyrie Profile)

"To my side, my noble Einherjar."
"By the holy laws, you shall be obliterated!"
"It shall be engraved upon your soul!"
"Come to me, dark warriors, battle awaits us."
"Your sins lay heavy upon you, defiler of souls."
---Lenneth Valkyrie (Valkyrie Profile)

"My sorcery makes even gods tremble!"
---Gandar (Valkyrie Profile)

"I am Freya. Recall the name on your journey to Hel."
"Prepare to be cleansed!"
"You have not long on this world, monster."
---Freya (Valkyrie Profile)

"There are two kind of gamers in this world those who still play on consoles and those who've actually seen breasts"
---Ads on a magazine

[Schutzstaffel]

I've always enjoyed quotes, yet there are so many..
(here are only a few of my favourites)

"Painters, do not fear perfection. You will never achieve it! If you are mediocrities, you may try as you will to paint terribly badly, but people will still see that you are mediocre." - Salvador Dali

"....If I dream tonight that you and I are making love, I shall paint our best positions in the greatest detail first thing in the morning" - Dali to Breton

"I go with the certainty of a sleepwalker along the path laid out for me by providence"- Hitler (1936)

[MooCow]

"Get rid of people, get rid of problems!
No people, no problems!" - Joseph Stalin

not exactly inspirational but it kinda makes me life when I read it. Don't hate me I don't like the idea of killing people but just how simple Stalin saw everything is what I find funny.

[Schutzstaffel]

more!

"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished."

"any program that runs right is obsolete."

"I was offered an opportunity of speaking before a larger audience; and the thing that I had always presumed from pure feeling without knowing it was now corroborated; I could 'speak' "- Adolf Hitler, mein kampf

"The combination of theoretician, organizer, and leader in one person is the rarest thing that can be found on this; this combination makes the great man."- Adolf Hitler

"I gave the order to shoot those most guilty of this treason, and I further gave the order to burn out down to the raw flesh the ulcers of our internal well-poisoning."- Adolf Hitler (1934)

"If I can send the flower of the German nation into the hell of war, without the smallest pity for the spilling of precious German blood, then surely I have the right to remove millions of an inferior race that breeds like vermin." - Adolf Hitler

"when starting and waging a war, it is not right that matters, but victory."- Hitler (1939)

"Wether right or wrong, we must win... And when we have won, who will ask us about the method?" - Hitler (1941)


(edit: what the hell is a tace!?)

[Shinrai]

"That dream changed me...that dream was the catalyst for me to resolve what my purpose was. I think I know now...what I have to do...that long, long memory of a dream...perhaps it was the memory of my soul..."

[MooCow]

I usually don't have a problem with the laws; my problem is with the people they got enforcin'em. It's kinda like hemeroid cream. You like the product but the applicator can be a real pain in the butt.
-Red Green's Duct Tape Forever

I just barely heard this one.

[TheStuntman]

I like the one triple x posted up it was by winston chirchill(sp)..." If you're stuck in hell...walk through it"

[Clive]

"In the future there will only be more past to forget" - I cant remember who originally said this.

And on the subject of Winston Churchill;

"Never before has so much been owed by so many to so few" Speech given by Churchill after the successes in the battle of Britain by a limited number of RAF aircraft pilots against the might of the Luftewaffe.

[ChrisShun]

"The pen is mightier than the sword"
---Jose Rizal
"The Filipino is woth dying for"
---Ninoy Aquino

[Amethyst Rush]

Oh Oh! i got some

"if a girl comes up to you and she says shes 20 but looks 16... shes 12. If shes says shes 26 and looks 26...shes damn near 40"-Chris Rock

"Lets hear it for the physically deformed mentally handicapped vertically challeneged leprechaun pizza hut delivery men... the one minority that doesnt complain"-Myself