Whats your favorite quote of all time?

[MasterOfGravity]

Originally posted by Cecil
"I had a dream that I ate a 5 ton Marshmellow When I woke up my pillow was gone" Best Quote Ever...

HAHAHA thats one of the best damn quotes I have ever heard

[DudeCuda]

hmmm, i have a couple: "dude" dont know who teh hell said it, but they were a geneous!
"DTA: Dont Trust Anybody" -Stone Cold Steve Austin

NOTE: theres more but i cant think of em seeing as i just woke up a couple mins ago. ill just edit this as they come to me....

[djnickname]

mine is : Life is a Bitch so f�ck it

[SniperWolf]

Propagandhi kick ass

ok and mine is an Anarchy quote
"There is no point in bringing about anarchy, the goverenment will be flawed in due time"

[Sourcerer]

Here are some I found somewhere on the net some time ago.
I don't know who said them and frankly I don't care

1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

7) WANTE Meaningful overnight relationship.

8) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

9) BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

10) I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

11) So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!

12) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

13) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

14) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

15) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

16) My kid had sex with your honor student.

17) Earth first...we'll mind the other planets later.

18) I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

19) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

20) As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

21) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.

22) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...
not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

23) God must love stupid people, he made so many.

24) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

25) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

26) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

27) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

28) It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

29) Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

30) I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

31) Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.

32) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

33) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

34) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

35) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

36) CAT ~ The Other White Meat!

37) Beer ~ The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon!

38) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes!

39) I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed; What More Do you want?

40)Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

[Genkill00]

HAHAHAHAHA! Those are funney! Read Sig...

[Drageuth]

"All I want is a room somewhere; far away from the cold night air...with one enormous chair; oh wouldn't it be loverly?"

[LitBolt]

"Down street on the filpflop timepants."

"Hangin' up high the handle homie beef."

- White Men Can't Jump, the video game.

[Buhamut]

Great minds speak of ideas
normal minds speak of events
simple minds speak of people


p.s
How do I change my name ( I have been away for awhile)

[SniperWolf]

Ask an admin or maybe S-mod, not sure if S-mod's can do it though so I would just ask an admin

[Resurection]

" baseball's not watched enough to be considered a sport"

[Landamo]

"If ignorance is bliss, then I am truly blessed."

Yep its so true.

oh and there's one my friend came up with thats pretty cool

"The world is made up of nice guys and assholes, and the nice guys only get what the assholes are whilling to give them."

[crusher]

Originally posted by megamanXplosion
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I'm having a good time.

Oh! I have to remember that one. Very well said.

[Nub]

"Die, k?" - Crusher.

[Fury]

I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, Very hard to explain why your mad, even if your not mad."

Roger Waters