Whats your favorite quote of all time?

[MasterOfGravity]

Well dont spam this thread. post you quote oncve and then let the party begin...or something

I have 2 quotes (I can do that since I made this thread)

1: Bombing for peace is like f�cking for virginity

2: Ordinary People Do F�cked Up Things When F�cked Up Things Becomes Ordinary (Propagandhi lyric)

[ccdart]

"I had a dream that I ate a 5 ton Marshmellow When I woke up my pillow was gone" Best Quote Ever...

[Harmony]

"I can do whatever I want....and so can you"

Not that it really means anything to me, but I end up saying it a lot....

[crusher]

"We are not tools of the government of anyone else... Fighting was the only thing, the only thing I was good at, but atleast I always fought for what I believed in..." - Gray Fox, MGS

"Laugh and grow fat!" - Fatman, MGS2

[M3ManIaC]

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful, and natural experiences money can buy. - Steve Martin

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. -Emo Philips

[KnightofNachos]

"There are only two things infinite: The universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein

[((KvN))]

"Did I stutter"
"Is that the best you got"

Not much but I tend to piss people off by saying it. lol

[Ace]

[Skinner8] guess what i saw yesterday,and win a million dollahs!
[Revenged] You saw...
[Revenged] ...our school's headmaster wearing a cardbox jerking around and shouting "I'm an orange!!"
[Skinner8] wrong answer
[Skinner8] lol
[Skinner8] guess again
[Revenged] You saw...
[Revenged] ...threehundred-and fifty-two male cows trying to keep a balance on the top of the church's cross
[Revenged] Unfortunately, one fell
[Skinner8] getting closer...
[Revenged] Hmm....
[Skinner8] hey now this convo should be in quotes ;)
[Revenged] Then it must be...
[Revenged] ...a friend of yours boiling a chocolate-bar in a tin can, without noticing the bar has still the paper on
[Skinner8] HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!!!
[Revenged] WOOOO!!!!
* And the crowd cheers
[Skinner8] But i havent got a million bucks,and i wouldnt give them to ya anywayz ;)
[Revenged] Then this friend of yours took a tomato and a crowbar
[Revenged] Went into the garage
[Revenged] And I don't want to know what happened next
[Skinner8] sicko ;)
[Revenged] Then you saw your vitamine pills had gone
[Revenged] He'd taken an overdose
[Skinner8] Once upon a time,there was a cow.it said: moo. End of story.
[Revenged] C-vitamins can be pretty dangerous, you know
[Skinner8] hummz
[Revenged] Especially taken with chocolate bars with paper on
[Skinner8] :)
[Revenged] You should keep your lethal stuff hidden in a safe place man
[Skinner8] wait wait wait,after the cow said moo,it was hit in the head by a comet,and it got all cleaned up!
[Revenged] The head?
[Skinner8] THE HEAD.
[Revenged] Oh my
[Revenged] Hope his plastic viking helmet stood on
[Skinner8] no,her plastic viking helmet wasnt on!!!
[Skinner8] cow are female
[Skinner8] cows*
[Revenged] No
[Revenged] This one wasn't
[Skinner8] oh
[Revenged] That's why it was a special one
[Skinner8] sorry
[Skinner8] :)
[Revenged] The Chosen One
[Skinner8] THE CHOSEN ONE?
[Skinner8] O M G, the chosen one!
[Revenged] And standing there, on the to of the fallen comet, with his plastic viking helmet, he swore to...
[Revenged] ...dammit, I don't remember what.
[Revenged] Swore anyway
[Revenged] Like ****
[Skinner8] DAMN
[Revenged] Or hell
[Skinner8] then what?
[Revenged] Said many bad words
[Revenged] That was a grave mistake
[Skinner8] did he...chuck wood like a woodchuck would if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
[Revenged] He would have done that
[Revenged] IF woodchuck could chuck wood
[Revenged] Boy he tried
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[Skinner8] a woodchuck could chuck wood,if a woodchuck would chuck the wood in question
[Skinner8] hi gouki,revenged and i are having a convo about the chosen cow and woodchucks.
[Skinner8] :)
[Revenged] Woodchucks have nothing to do with this
[Skinner8] yes they do
[Skinner8] for the Chosen One was A WOODCHUCK!
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[Revenged] Anyway
[Revenged] The cow said too many bad words
[Revenged] And his mother was nearby
[Revenged] This one got very angry
[Revenged] And washed his mouth with a soap
[Skinner8] no no no
[Skinner8] she was retarded
[Skinner8] she washed his mouth with soup
[Revenged] Exactly
[Revenged] She realized it wasn't a soap but soup
[Skinner8] so he continued to say bad words,when suddenly...
[Revenged] And a nice soup it was
[Skinner8] A BIG DRAGON FROM A RIVER CAME AND SHE DIED AND DEATH AND SATAN!
[Revenged] With chili and onions
[Skinner8] and beef
[Skinner8] and corn
[Skinner8] and eggs
[Revenged] Some eggplants too
[Skinner8] raw eggs that is
[Revenged] Right
[Skinner8] and sushi
[Skinner8] and concrete,too
[Revenged] Not sushi
[Revenged] He ate that on his trip to Japan
[Skinner8] oh
[Skinner8] righto
[Revenged] But that's another story
[Skinner8] there was swedish meatballs in the soup too
[Revenged] Of course
[Skinner8] chocolate salty ones ;)
[Revenged] That's why it was meant a punishment
[Skinner8] :)
[Revenged] Badass punishment is was too
[Skinner8] anyhoo,when he had finished the soup,he raped his grandma,and started saying N� to innocent people in town!
[Revenged] Not ni
[Revenged] He said eki-eki-eki-eki-eki-ta-pang
[Skinner8] thats
[Revenged] Tried nu, too
[Skinner8] Eki-eki-eki-eki ftangg zoom poingg zrcneschuaua
[Revenged] Something like that
[Revenged] He wasn't too good in pronouncing things
[Skinner8] yeah,a couple of Nus
[Revenged] Poor fellow
[Revenged] As a kid, every time he played with his friends,
[Revenged] when he was supposed to "shoot" somebody and say "pang"
[Revenged] it translated to "ftangg zoom poingg zrcneschuaua"
[Revenged] And that sucked, you know
[Skinner8] poor kid...
[Revenged] But now this is enough
[Revenged] :)
[Skinner8] anyhoo,when he escaped from the martians space station,he fell in love with megaman,and started futtbucking him!
[Revenged] That was his daydream
[Skinner8] :)
[Skinner8] this is like the longest quote evvah
[Revenged] Nothing spectacular from a pervert like him
[Revenged] You don't wanna know about the his other perversions, dude
[Skinner8] :)
[Revenged] Huh
[Revenged] Man you're gonna quote this all lol
[Revenged] Not worth it :)
[Revenged] Prime Minister Slchalrtzckwonksa, how do you think things like this will affect world's economics?
[Skinner8] aww,i gtg...
[Skinner8] well
[Revenged] "Well, the price of onion sausages will go down"
[Revenged] Thank you. Back to the studio.
[Skinner8] SEE YA ON THE FLIP SIDE,DUDEMEISTERS! --- i luvv saying that :)
[Revenged] aWWWW
[Revenged] ENOUGH ALREADY
* Skinner8 waves goodbye
[Skinner8] goodbye
[Revenged] OF THIS BULL****
[Skinner8] l8r
[Revenged] Bye
[Skinner8] bye
[Revenged] lol
[Skinner8] should i leave now?
[Revenged] Yeah
[Revenged] Go
[Skinner8] i may be leaving...
[Revenged] Before I make something else up
[Skinner8] im not sure...
[Revenged] I'm on an imaginative mood damn it
[Skinner8] IM AFRAID TO LEAVE!
[Revenged] oh no!
[Revenged] You are?
[Skinner8] ...no im not.
[Revenged] You should be...
[Revenged] ...because, behind your computer...
[Revenged] ...lies the most ugliest, most disgusting creature ever lived...
[Revenged] ...well, good that it's dead now.
[Revenged] And
[Revenged] Behind your radiator
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[Revenged] ...lies the second most ugliest, second most disgusting creature ever lived...
[Revenged] and it's drooling
[Revenged] and roaring
[Revenged] some kind of life form
[Revenged] It was evolved from a peach you hid there when you were three years old
[Revenged] Half of the peach, actually
[Revenged] Had it been whole...
[Revenged] Oh, my...
[Revenged] Thank gods it wasn't

that :P, had to disable smilies in this post or else it wouldn't let me post because of the max pictures a post limit.

[Harmony]

Hehe, someone posted that in Retro ages back, I was browsing old threads and spotted it...

[XKR]

"If we all acheived what we are capable of acheiving, we would astound ourselves." - Thomas Edison

[Dark Magician]

Originally posted by MasterOfGravity
1: Bombing for peace is like f�cking for virginity

Hahahaha oh my god that one made me laugh

[battousai]

if this is not oblivion then i will live my life as if it were to end on this very day

cool quote

[Bird of Stars]

Every jorney begins with only one step.

[Foxhound]

"The worlds greatest irony is that to creat peace we create war." That is a quote that I have always thought as true and the one that says
"If we evolved from monkeys and apes, how come there are still mokeys and apes?"

[Megalith]

"There's nothing known as absolute reality. Most of what they call real is actually fiction."
-Solid Snake (MGS 2)

"Legends are nothing but fiction. Someone tells it, someone else remembers it, everybody passes it on."
-Solid Snake (MGS 2)

"A strong man doesn't need to read the future, he makes his own."
-Solid Snake (MGS)

"After Zanzibar... I was taken from battle. Neither truly alive nor truly dead. An undying shadow in a world of lights. But soon... soon it will finally end."
-Grey Fox (MGS)

"Outside the dream world, life can be harsh--even cruel, but it is life."
-Auron (FFX)