Teh Bad Grammer-Ouy: Engrish Lesones 4 All.

[Nemkoon]

no, Sheras is L, i am known as A. i got mine when i thought i was buying a replica and thus got my own Shinigami who calls himself Zasyter or something. i just call him James since his name is so bloody hard to pronounce. i'm also not sure he's not a unigender seeing as i never see his face under all his silver armor......

I call bullshit.

[Kuro Kagami]

no Sheras is L, i am known as A. i got mine when i thought i was buying a replica and thus got my own Shinigami who calls himself Zasyter or something. i just call him James since his name is so bloody hard to pronounce

A...

*takes out huge scissors*

Now I'm really curious if you can "castrate" a Shinigami?

[GunSlinger Boy]

..........

Shinigami will slice you to death (or rather end you half life of undeadness) and nothing can hurt a Shinigami...... READ THE DAMN SERIES!

also, this guy (not sure if he IS a he) is heavily armored in what he calls "a metal light years ahead of adamantium in strength and longevity" so i'm guessing you cannot penetrate it with anything earthly

[Iamerror]

Both of you are wrong. I have the Death Note. My shinigami should be over soon to dispose of you.

[GunSlinger Boy]

well, it looks like we have four or five new Kiras in the world!

Shinigami can only slay undead without a Death Note, Shinigami cannot interfere with a persons lifespan (such as mine) without killing themselves, but just in case, ima set my date of death for a few trillion X 999 trillion X 999 trillion and so on. there, i can now live for a bloody long time. and no, that does not break the rules since L and N fudged the details in the records.

[Kuro Kagami]

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Shinigami will slice you to death and nothing can hurt a Shinigami...... READ THE DAMN SERIES!

Doesn't this just mean no one succeeded so far in hurting one... so it can actually happen (as nothing is really absolute)

also, this guy (not sure if he IS a he) is heavily armored in what he calls "a metal light years ahead of adamantium in strength and longevity" so i'm guessing you cannot penetrate it with anything earthly

But that would probably slow him down quite a bit... and by increasing the heat inside his(?) armor enough, it should be possible the make him take it off.

[GunSlinger Boy]

eayah, no. Shinigami do not get hot, and that armor is lighter that air, even though it's tougher than diamonds.

[Iamerror]

I guess so. oops. I should've sent those death notes out. I knew it was a bad idea. damn it. Oh, well.

[Kuro Kagami]

eayah, no. Shinigami do not get hot, and that armor is lighter that air, even though it's tougher than diamonds.

Then I will just have to call "an evil older than time itself"

Come forth...

Spoiler warning:

Almighty Mara!

[GunSlinger Boy]

James is right next to me right now.

he's got this look on his face:frabz-DAFUQ-1c9fc3.jpg

he says to tell you to stop being an idiot and that he's on his way to end your puny undead life.


i'd jump off the Chrysler building if i were you, although he'd probably get to you before you landed

[Kuro Kagami]

James is right next to me right now.

he's got this look on his face:frabz-DAFUQ-1c9fc3.jpg

he says to tell you to stop being an idiot and that he's on his way to end your puny undead life.


i'd jump off the Chrysler building if i were you, although he'd probably get to you before you landed

But he would still have to defeat Mara (which is immortal and has powers equal to a god) before getting close to me...

[Iamerror]

okay. Why not call Cthulhu? Screw it, I'll call it.*ancient chanting* also,I'm getting my spells ready.

[GunSlinger Boy]

too late, your name is in the Death Note, you die in 40, 39, 38, 37........

[Kuro Kagami]

too late, your name is in the Death Note, you die in 40, 39, 38, 37........

*cuts of head and orders "V" to re-attach it in a minute*

[Iamerror]

Um...my real name isn't. And...you have to be able to know what we look like. I watch the anime.