Teh Bad Grammer-Ouy: Engrish Lesones 4 All.

[Beelzebub]

I hope you get cancer.

Spoiler warning:

... wait...

I will still probably get cancer eventually.

[Drageuth]

My grandad had good results with Chantix (sp?). He went from 3 packs a day to 3 cigs a day.

That's the one my friend was on, or some derivative of it (I've seen three different "variations" - Champix, Champex, Chantix). I'm assuming they are all the same product, or very very similar. They all seem to be used for the same thing.

$1.01

*receives death glare from other contestants*

You son of a bitch.

soo, Rickrolling.....

I don't think that means what you think it means.

[Drageuth]

The album came out 4 months ago.

Idk, my friend and I, we're on this 80's style electronic music binge. Serves as excellent cruising music.

That album is also fantastic.

Spoiler warning:

Raz

I will still probably get cancer eventually.

Judging from the way that I treat my body, it doesn't matter if I quit smoking or not, I'll probably still get cancer.

[Wyrm]

The album came out 4 months ago.

Idk, my friend and I, we're on this 80's style electronic music binge. Serves as excellent cruising music.

All I saw was 1984.

"Well, fuck that."

You son of a bitch.

[GunSlinger Boy]

Obligatory Ocean Drive post.

Spoiler warning:

ok, cool song, no idea what Ocean Drive is.

[Wyrm]

*Makes a plateful of chicken nuggets*

*Eats two*

*Full*

Well fuck.

[Beelzebub]

Judging from the way that I treat my body, it doesn't matter if I quit smoking or not, I'll probably still get cancer.

I was just kidding anyway. I'll die of a heart attack way before I would ever get cancer.

Yeah, I haven't been the best caretaker of this body as of late myself. Although I have cut way down on drinking. I still toke though, a lot. Also I should stop eating so bad, and exercise more...

[Rasgrez]

ok, cool song, no idea what Ocean Drive is.

It's the name of the song.

Speaking of nuggets, I better go get me something to eat. Haven't eaten anything since coming home 3 hours ago.

[Beelzebub]

*Makes a plateful of chicken nuggets*

*Eats two*

*Full*

Well fuck.

Hey...

*sniff* *sniff*

Ya gonna eat those?

[GunSlinger Boy]

Judging from the way that I treat my body, it doesn't matter if I quit smoking or not, I'll probably still get cancer.

now it only matters how soon you die.

[Wyrm]

I still toke though, a lot.

Tomorrow (well, today) will be a week since I've smoked.

I hate you.

[Drageuth]

I was just kidding anyway. I'll die of a heart attack way before I would ever get cancer.

Yeah, I haven't been the best caretaker of this body as of late myself. Although I have cut way down on drinking. I still toke though, a lot. Also I should stop eating so bad, and exercise more...

Take out the toking, and you've basically got me.

"What did you have for breakfast?" "Coffee." "... lunch?" "Coffee and a chocolate bar." "Dude, what the fuck? You ate dinner at least, right...?" "I think I had some beer and chips, yeah..." "HOW ARE YOU STILL STANDING?!" "Coffee."

Although I have been better about eating dinner lately. Usually salad, rice, and some form of marinated meat (pre-marinated pork tenderloin or top blade roast). I feel guilty every time I buy them, but fuck cooking.

[Wyrm]

Hey...

*sniff* *sniff*

Ya gonna eat those?

Get them out of the trash if you like. They weren't very good anyway.

[Drageuth]

*Makes a plateful of chicken nuggets*

*Eats two*

*Full*

Well fuck.

Bachelor pro-tip: toss those nuggets in the fridge, and next time you're hungry put them in a wrap with a little bit of lettuce, cheese, and Caesar dressing. BAM! Chicken Caesar wrap.

[Wyrm]

Bachelor pro-tip: toss those nuggets in the fridge, and next time you're hungry put them in a wrap with a little bit of lettuce, cheese, and Caesar dressing. BAM! Chicken Caesar wrap.

Got my food stamps yesterday. I'm not that worried about it.