Teh Bad Grammer-Ouy: Engrish Lesones 4 All.

[Sheik]

"I'm playing a bad deck."

>Armageddon

OK, that's funny

[GunSlinger Boy]

please make this tutorial public so i can write it down and enter the prize tournament

[Sprung]

Be on when Sprung and I are both on, silly discussion guaranteed !

She gave birth today. They look like Moogles.

[GradyWilson]

Sime - Argentine, Brazil, Asia, Oz, Guatamala, Africa, US, Europe...one love, man.


GunSlinger - Soliciting 'donations' - ? Tsk, tsk, tsk....for shame...
On a serious note, I have a black Poke DS Lite with a snapped hinge...it flashes ON and then ZIP.....can you tackle this, or?


Spiders - Gotcha. Well, like I told Gyps, a 'Pro Champion' tried teaching me, on several occasions, but I still didnt grasp s-h-i-t, really....so...
Really need it to be explained in a way that the left brain would grasp....NOT the 'math brain'....


Whats with the picture of that staunch/pissed off white guy? He looks to be saying/thinking:

"Thats IT Thurwood, you have incensed me to MADNESS!! You BASTARD!!! Now DIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!"

[j-sime]

Hahahahahahah

[TheRealSpiders]

She gave birth today. They look like Moogles.

Something tells me they aren't as cool as Moogles though.

Spiders - Gotcha. Well, like I told Gyps, a 'Pro Champion' tried teaching me, on several occasions, but I still didnt grasp s-h-i-t, really....so...
Really need it to be explained in a way that the left brain would grasp....NOT the 'math brain'....

Honestly the hardest part about it is remembering everything, and how things interact. Magic has a lot of sub surface interactions.

[GradyWilson]

"Sub surface interactions" .....that explains it all, really...



No offense meant, Sime, but your banner part at the bottom is FRIGHTFUL to me! On a positive note, she looks like an android/hologram from some favorite 70s/80s sci-fi....Logan's Run, Twilight Zone, FemBots, etc...

"Hi -- I'm Alicia -- Whats -- Your -- Name -- ?"

Heh...

[Sheik]

Something tells me they aren't as cool as Moogles though.

Moogles Cool?
WHAT have you been smokin'

[Slacker Magician]

Thanks, Shard, but NO thanks...not now.

1. I am waiting on a business call.
2. I havent got a single card in front of me.
3. I am on my way to a nice (lager) buzz.

I am needing to learn, though...in time...need to get this massive lot of "thousands of cards!" in-hand first...see whats what...
Gypsy has mentioned wanting certain cards....whichever ones that I dont need/want for whatever reason will be for sale/swap/compensation/gifting...

Alright. Spiders, Gypsy, and I are on most of the time, and I know Gypsy and myself are always up for a game .

That depends on what your definition "higher-level" is. Me and Gypsy are probably right around the same skill level, though for some hilarious perspective; Magic: The Gathering helped pay for my first car.



"I'm playing a bad deck."

>Armageddon

She gave birth today. They look like Moogles.

Definitely not mine .

[TheRealSpiders]

"Sub surface interactions" .....that explains it all, really...

Once you can wrap your brain around how cards interact with each other the rest of the game is actually pretty simple. Turn things sideways, get your opponent to 0 life.

Moogles Cool?
WHAT have you been smokin'

Given the choice between a litter of kittens and a litter of moogles, Imma choose the moogles. They have more applications.

[Gypsy]

"I'm playing a bad deck."

>Armageddon

My deck does nothing. Reaper King is commander. Problem?

Honestly the hardest part about it is remembering everything, and how things interact. Magic has a lot of sub surface interactions.

So you're saying I should cast Lightning Bolt on my own creature because he has 3 copies of the same enchantment in his graveyard?



Someone is asking $75 for an NES with cords, zappers and 22 CIB games. *casually ask if price is firm*

[j-sime]

Well, I think the opposite about her
I even wrote the lyrics of one of her songs below the pic.
She is kawaii
Well... and she is scary when she wants as well, that's the cool thing, hahah.
I'm here trying to understand some software... eeeerg I like your avatar, btw.

[Sheik]

Once you can wrap your brain around how cards interact with each other the rest of the game is actually pretty simple. Turn things sideways, get your opponent to 0 life.



Given the choice between a litter of kittens and a litter of moogles, Imma choose the moogles. They have more applications.

1.) Last sentence is the definition of MTG
2.) You Win.

[GradyWilson]

Alright. Spiders, Gypsy, and I are on most of the time, and I know Gypsy and myself are always up for a game .





Definitely not mine .

That spiteful bastard still reminds me of a mean old monster/incestuous codger from a Hammer Horror flick or CreepShow...maybe even a Pink Floyd video or three...

Thanks, Shard. I dunno if this kid's lot has been 'cherry picked' or not, but either way, there are (supposedly) 'thousands' of cards that I'll be getting for next to nothing, so...
Should end up with SOMEthing worth playing with...

Gypsy - "Uhhh, no, its not firm....how much were you thinking?" "$45 sound good?" heh heh...

[Iamerror]

Alright. I'm back. Did I miss anything?