"horrible things", you say?
I remember the first console I violated.
Ah, NES. We were so good together. I don't care that you were little more than the child of a toaster and a VCR, you were my lover and I wanted us to be together always.
Well they sorta are when you think about it.
They both deal with destiny.
They both feature an unusual otherworldly creature who appears and saves/helps/causes problems for the lead.
And they both have plots that just keep going and going and going and-
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Which is scary when you think about it.
I mean, they made Rob and they coat their products in Nintendium. They're japanese, which means they love robots on some level.
Once this comes to its natural conclusion, you know what we get?
Indestructible robots.
The possibility of a Japanese Skynet keeps me up at night.
Nintendium Exists.
It's under the 119th Element slot in the Periodic Table.
The Japanese didn't want us to harness this metal, or we'd build a army of kinects, keeping surveillance of all life. Terminating all who doesn't conform to Microsoft.
Just Like Batman in The Dark Knight.![]()
"I am... Sheik. One of the last of the Sheikah tribe..."
On the plus side, the future is super bright for black people.
They're basically invisible to kinect technology.
I'm sure major military forces will be picking them up in droves.
Although I guess anyone who can stand directly in front of said surveillance equipment would also be rendered invisible.
"I am... Sheik. One of the last of the Sheikah tribe..."
Hi Rasgrez.
"I am... Sheik. One of the last of the Sheikah tribe..."