The Harry Redknapp Out: Real men talk through car windows

[Inferno.]

I have decided I need to finish Mass Effect 3 off. Since I'm 12 hours in and all.

[Gypsy]

No. Kojima fell the fuck off after MGS1. That game was so amazing. Then I don't know what the fuck happened. It's like the silly became more important than the story. Ocelot has a hand grafted on from Liquid that causes him to be possessed by Liquid and changes his personality AND VOICE? Raiden, with no prior training can deflect bullets with a sword he just found somewhere? Raiden being sent on a mission trusting some dude he's never met before, though he talks to and takes orders from him?

Naked Snake being dropped in the middle of Russia and the first thing he encounters is a dude who meows and summons soldiers from the ground like mudmen? GUY WHO CONTROLS LIGHTNING? A Ghost?

No, Kojima is as bad as Kubo.

Was talking with Shard about MGS the other day, pretty much said the same thing.

I thought it sucked. So there you have it.

Well Jazz is a dirty hippy.

[Inferno.]

[brit]

I seen my future wife in Aldi today. She doesn't know it yet mind.

Looking as fantastic as always.

Fucking guy. Have you talked to her yet? DO WHAT I TOLD YOU, FGT.

[Gypsy]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL that's great.

Still can't stand Skrillex though.

[brit]

This is amazing.

[Pickles]

Was talking with Shard about MGS the other day, pretty much said the same thing.



Well Jazz is a dirty hippy.

Get off the internet.

[Inferno.]

Fucking guy. Have you talked to her yet? DO WHAT I TOLD YOU, FGT.

Of course I haven't.

You have no idea of how fucking shy I am.

Dick.

[Gypsy]

Get off the internet.

Did Shard put you up to this?

[Inferno.]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL that's great.

Still can't stand Skrillex though.

Yeah he's a fucking gimp.

[brit]

Of course I haven't.

You have no idea of how fucking shy I am.

Dick.

Hey, so are 90% of cute girls. Also, I'm typically shy, so I've started just throwing shit out there. As long as you're not trying to be clever (which a shy person will always fuck up), you can say something to her. A sunny day? "Nice weather we're having. Will you get off in time to enjoy some of it?" A rainy day? "Man, I can't wait for the next time the sun is out. Don't you agree?" Need help finding something? "Hey, I was looking for [insert item here] and I wanted to know if you'd help me find it."

[Inferno.]

Hey, so are 90% of cute girls. Also, I'm typically shy, so I've started just throwing shit out there. As long as you're not trying to be clever (which a shy person will always fuck up), you can say something to her. A sunny day? "Nice weather we're having. Will you get off in time to enjoy some of it?" A rainy day? "Man, I can't wait for the next time the sun is out. Don't you agree?" Need help finding something? "Hey, I was looking for [insert item here] and I wanted to know if you'd help me find it."

I was having trouble finding your G spot. Will you help me locate it?

Yeah that won't go down well at all.

[Spose']

I know, I know. It started out really good, I'll admit. But looking back on it, it was kinda meh.

Btw, you could give "Higurashi no naku koro ni" a watch, in case you want a somewhat better example of this sort of genre.

This is since some people might be interested and i have a few small spoilers that some people might find too much.

Spoiler warning:

The beginning is fucking amazing imo. It really grabbed my intrest. You couldn't tell that i've been up for 24 hours and tired as fuck because it grabbed my intrest. It seems these last two episodes are a bit less though. Although i'm about to watch the final one. The amount of deaths in the second to last is fucking crazy. Although they did it well and didn't make them have some redicoulisly stupid deaths. I'll have my full opinion after i watch the OVA and ending. I'm still guessing whom the "Extra" is. It keeps changing as more info is given. Which is good that its not obvious.

And i will check out that anime. Will put it on my waiting list.

[Gypsy]

I was having trouble finding your G spot. Will you help me locate it?

Plaaaaaaayaaaaaaa.

[brit]

I was having trouble finding your G spot. Will you help me locate it?

Yeah that won't go down well at all.

You so smoove.