Lady walks into Harrods spots a diamond bracelet. As she bends over to look, she farts. She looks around to see if anyone noticed. A salesman stands right behind her. He politely greets the lady with
"Good day Madam. How may I help you today?"
Hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks
"What's the price of this bracelet?"
He says
"Madam if you farted looking at it, you're gonna shit yourself when I tell you the price!"
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So we have no bread, no milk, no toilet roll.
How are we supposed to function without this stuff!?
Use tree bark.