The Hang-Out: DC > Marvel. Because Jonah Hex Editor.

[Elin]

*Mr. Scissors has snipped this post for readability*

Oh no, I didn't mean you. Just some of the reviewers who seem to be docking huge amounts of points on it for something that... really doesn't seem to matter too much according to both yourself and most of my other friends. It's definitely worth a mention if it's nothing to write home about, but from what I know of the game, it seems like marking it down too harshly for its story would be like complaining about Dr. Wily's lack of adequate characterisation in the early Mega Man games.

Super Dragon's Dogma II: Special Champions' Hyper Fighting Edition?

[Raype]

In the long run, the story is about facing down the dragon that stole your heart (your actual organ, not your romantic interest)

Stopped reading there.

This is the game I want to play.

FUND IT.

[Elin]

Stopped reading there.

This is the game I want to play.

FUND IT.

Yeah, I was going to say that that sounds like a pretty badass premise. :'D

[Raype]

marking it down too harshly for its story would be like complaining about Dr. Wily's lack of adequate characterisation in the early Mega Man games.

What are you talking about? He had loads of characterization.

Like, first he wiggled his eyebrows. And then he wiggled his eyebrows again. And then, just when you think you have him all figured out, he wiggles his eyebrows. I was totally blown away.

Also, we learned he has Sideshow Bob sized feet. Guess the doc ain't really compensating with those fortresses, if you know what I mean.

[Spose']

When you find a song like it and think you will remember the artist later, but totally forget whom they were.
This sucks.

[Drageuth]

Oh no, I didn't mean you. Just some of the reviewers who seem to be docking huge amounts of points on it for something that... really doesn't seem to matter too much according to both yourself and most of my other friends. It's definitely worth a mention if it's nothing to write home about, but from what I know of the game, it seems like marking it down too harshly for its story would be like complaining about Dr. Wily's lack of adequate characterisation in the early Mega Man games.

Super Dragon's Dogma II: Special Champions' Hyper Fighting Edition?

I definitely don't agree with the review scores that heavily marked against it because of the storyline. In my opinion, the game is a solid 8.5-9/10. It is exactly what it presents itself to be -- a fun time of slaughtering loads of enemies and taking down the occasional massive beast with your bare hands. It has an extremely dynamic combat method that can suit pretty much everyone, and there are probably fifteen different ways you can approach every situation. They aren't always the right way, but there are different ways.

FYI: the right way is "blow everything up with fiery meteors." That's always the best solution.

Stopped reading there.

This is the game I want to play.

FUND IT.

Dragon's Dong-ma?

[Raype]

Dragon's Dong-ma?

I would have suggested "Dragonheart" but I think it's taken.

"Breasts of Fire" sounds super misogynistic too.

Maybe "How To Court Your Dragon".

But that may be implying too much ownership. The slave angle would make people feel awkward.

[Mr. Nemo]

I instantly thought of Dragonheart when you brought up the premise, Drageuth. It was a movie with no real story, but one badass hook. It looks like Hollywood did it again, with style.

[Drageuth]

... fuck, now I want to play "Breasts of Fire."

I would be worried, however, about what else is "of fire" by the end-game.

Because I only have so much penicillin left, and I don't think it will last me a full playthrough.

[Raype]

... fuck, now I want to play "Breasts of Fire."

I would be worried, however, about what else is "of fire" by the end-game.

Because I only have so much penicillin left, and I don't think it will last me a full playthrough.

FLAMETHROWER TITS.

Ah yes, the dragon chlamydia bad-end. Also known as fire rod.

I like to imagine that after one especially heated scene the protagonist removes his penis from a dragon only to realize his dick is burning like a candle. And he has to choose whether or not kinky scale covered sex is worth losing inches off his manhood and eventually being rendered dickless. DILEMMA!

Wait, you have penicilin? Have you been to china town recently?

[Spose']

after digging through 5 months of youtube history i found the song. Worth it? Yes.

[Raype]

Five months of youtube history?

....

Oh god, I'd be unable to get more than 2 back before ADDICTIVE VIDEOS or the like gets in the way.

Which says nothing of how depressed I get when I realize how many times I've watched that video Fer keeps posting.

Damn you Fer.

Damn you and your He-men.

[Spose']

Five months of youtube history?

....

Oh god, I'd be unable to get more than 2 back before ADDICTIVE VIDEOS or the like gets in the way.

Which says nothing of how depressed I get when I realize how many times I've watched that video Fer keeps posting.

Damn you Fer.

Damn you and your He-men.

It took about an hour i would say.

And now i get sent a link to another stupid conspiracy theroy. Not to mention 99.99999% Are all mentaly challenged. I don't see why they are posted all over facebook like.
"The goverment bought tons of ammo. they are clearly planning on killing tons of people whom protest. Or to kill people whom want to do some "Ron Paul Revolution". "

So many retarded things people keep posting on facebook here in Ohio. Very stupid posts.

[Raype]

Hey, if 9/11 conspiracy videos and the Zeitgeist ilk have taught me anything, it's that apparently you can hold a degree in physics without even knowing how physics works.

I'd say that alone is worth the wasted minutes.

Which I generally spend laughing hysterically at how poorly researched a lot of these things are.

Gentlemen, we live in the 21st century. You can fact check in mere seconds using google. If 3 reputable sites say it, it's probably true. Otherwise it's not. This isn't hard.

[Raype]

Also, everyone knows Ron Paul is secretly a clone of Hitler.

He's not the savior, he's the antichrist.