Just Another Hang-Out: Because Unilateral Decisions Matter

[deadlegion]

Get into curried egg sandwiches......for that special "exotic" aroma

[Pickles]

App project finished, nearly finished thesis, its nearly over, time for candy.

[deadlegion]

Every time I take my car to the dealership I get this distinct feeling of getting completely ripped off. It starts simply enough with an inexpensive oil change, and it usually ends up with an all out assault on my bank account. It always starts the same way, with one of the car reps coming up to you with a contrite look in his face, quite similar to that of the surgeon coming to tell you that surgery on your loved one did not go quite as expected. Then you are told that the “complementary” analysis of your car's condition has yielded some disturbing results. The dealer is recommending to completely disassemble of the motor, changing all four tires, painting your car a darker metallic color, and changing the upholstery to match the recommended new color. The good news is that, as luck would have it, these services could be done at a 20% discount for being a loyal customer. Bad news, the cost of the repairs will likely force you to take out a third mortgage on your house. So why do I keep bringing the car to a dealer? Well, they do wash my car for “free” every time I come, and they have “free” bagels and WiFi. I am such a sucker for free WiFi... It almost feels like getting a free seafood dinner before being raped, and I fall for it every time...

[Inferno.]

Is that real? That's fucking hilarious.

And also the reason I want to be a mechanic. Gullible bastards thinking they need a new engine when really you're just changing some oil and a tire.

[Inferno.]

Also I just won the driver's championship in F1 2011 7 races before the end of the season.

[deadlegion]

Is that real? That's fucking hilarious.

And also the reason I want to be a mechanic. Gullible bastards thinking they need a new engine when really you're just changing some oil and a tire.

It's a little exaggerated
But yeah, suckers are to be had in an industry like that.

[Inferno.]

It's a little exaggerated
But yeah, suckers are to be had in an industry like that.

I'll be sure to offer free car washes and WiFi.

[Mohit]

[Mohit]

[Mohit]

hey sexy people

[Mohit]

Any sucker here?

[Spose']

whats up?

[Spose']

Paypal better not be dicks and keep my account locked.

[Mohit]

hey spose. what happened?

[Gypsy]

Mohit still isn't banned?