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    Default Oh, man this is just to funny.

    bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
    BritneySpears14: Aight.
    bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
    BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
    bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
    bloodninja: Me too baby.
    BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
    bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
    BritneySpears14: Hey...
    bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
    BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
    bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
    BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
    bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
    bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
    BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
    bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
    bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
    bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
    bloodninja: Baby?


    and

    bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
    j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
    bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
    j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
    j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
    bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
    j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
    j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
    j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
    j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
    bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
    bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
    j_gurli3: thats it.
    bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
    bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

    I couldn't stop laughing while I read these lol
    Last edited by Wulf; 18th-June-2003 at 03:08.

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    I was worried this would be trouble at the beginning, but that's one of the best things I've read all day!

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    Heh, yeah, I've seen these. They are inderd entertaining

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    HAHAH. quite funny actually.. lovl.. this is just great.
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    Is funny but not as funny as the ones i've read

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    I was getting ready to close this at the start, but it's actually really funny...

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    hehe...
    Not thats worthy of a bounceR!!!!

    screwing around with peoples heads are allways funny as helL!!

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    what losers... i don't get the point of that but it was funny nonetheless...

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    Haha cool.

    For the best one's of these try and search for a site called Captain Obvious. The guy is a genious.

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    ah, i thought i was gonna get to close something


    hehe, thats damned funny. ive never actually seen anyhting like this. its pretty damned hilarious.

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    LOL, funny thing! Funniest thing I ever read!!!...............today.........lol, jk. REally funny. 8/10

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    god damn thats great. brings me back to the good ol' days when I used to chat.


    where the hell did you get those

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    Perhaps I'm the only one who didn't find that funny... Oh well. I never did care for stuff like that.

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    There from the members boards from my shadowbane guild

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    Default Re: Oh, man this is just to funny.

    Originally posted by LastStandin
    j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
    bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
    That's pretty funny.

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