It's an anal sex ring.Originally Posted by Inferno.
Thought you were already married to her though? Or did you just give her an onion ring the first time around?
You'll understand when you're older.
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It's an anal sex ring.Thought you were already married to her though? Or did you just give her an onion ring the first time around?
You'll understand when you're older.
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He's of age. You ought to describe it, in graphic detail. For him of course.
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He puts it in her stinker?
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What's there to get?
When you want a chick to do something kinky with you and going to someone else isn't an option (usually happens post-marriage), you buy her jewelry. Rings being one of the standards, and your best bet if you want something she's rather against.
Sprung seems a bit vanilla to want her to jab her stiletto heels into him while dropping a deuce on his chest, so I suspect he's going for the three hole.
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Shite, I need to apply for 4 jobs for Thursday.
Robot Spaghetti
Three hole is a solid guess, I figured it would have involved 100% more skydiving and Dolphins.
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Im a cosmopolitan of sorts. Sometimes vanil; sometimes chocolate. We don't often mention the strawberry.
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OMG I just counted the commodore 64's I have in the mail and the ones I have at my apartments and its 10. TEN!
Gotta start modding/selling!
Then there is the C16 and C64 DTV that I have...Thats almost as many GB's...
EDIT: I just realized that the tetris chime, when you clear four blocks at once, is a disappointing sound. Normally an achievement of this ends on a high note, bending upward. This is the opposite. To hear it is alarming rather than rewarding.
Last edited by Jazzmarazz; 6th-February-2012 at 16:51.
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What do you actually do to or do with C64s?
Robot Spaghetti
Most likely some sort of satanic ritual.
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Calling the 8bit version of Satan is he?
Robot Spaghetti
That's what I'd do, it would at least kill some time.Calling the 8bit version of Satan is he?
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Yeah, waiting for him to load from a cassette tape will take forever.
Cookie Thief
Don't panic, I'm sure you'll find some jeans you can wear.Interview tomorrow for an unpaid job in a charity shop.
Noooooooo, it's gonna be full of junk and old women's clothing.
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I already have loads of pairs now. In fact, I have too many pairs. I have at least 4 pairs I'll probably never wear again.Don't panic, I'm sure you'll find some jeans you can wear.
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