The Wang-Out: You look adopted.

[TheRealSpiders]

What? How dare you sir. My credentials are as bulletproof as a presidential birth certificate. Just take my word for it. I'm also an astronaut billionaire male model who is about to unveil a cure for all human illnesses.

I say good day.

Even a cure for the ones in the no-no spots? Surely you jest.

[Raype]

Even a cure for the ones in the no-no spots? Surely you jest.

Curiously, the same cure for genital warts also applies to cold sores.

SCIENCE.

[Milady]

I was definitely planning on coming home, eating my sandwich, and then playing Dark Souls.

But this is so much better.

[TheRealSpiders]

Curiously, the same cure for genital warts also applies to cold sores.

SCIENCE.

Viruses bro, they'll fuck your shit up. Especially your genitals, apparently they love it down there.

[Raype]

I was definitely planning on coming home, eating my sandwich, and then playing Dark Souls.

But this is so much better.

Truly.

We need to admit at least one moron per month so that we can all point and laugh at how incredibly stupid the words spewing forth from their fingers are.

It gives us all something to laugh about, it provides an avenue for discussion, and it really decreases my desire to kill people.

Which is always a good thing.

[Milady]

Truly.

We need to admit at least one moron per month so that we can all point and laugh at how incredibly stupid the words spewing forth from their fingers are.

It gives us all something to laugh about, it provides an avenue for discussion, and it really decreases my desire to kill people.

Which is always a good thing.

I can't help but think of a certain somebody whose legs used to bleed after intense nights of dancing.

And how much I really, really need to post in that EP awards thread. And that thread that Gare wrote not too long ago.

[Raype]

But then why do you continue to dance?
Because to not dance is to die!
/DDR
And then he gets hit by a bus.

And I've completely neglected to post in multiple threads. Whoops.

[Milady]

Ah, well, it looks like he signed off. Now I'll have to find something else to do.

Which reminds me, do I want to upgrade my pyromancy flame past +15? I vaguely remember something about intelligence scaling, but I have no intelligence anyway. And at this point I'm almost finished with my first run of the game, the souls could probably be better spent in some other manner.

Like increasing my endurance, so I can wear Havel's leg armor. Because those hoof things are awesome.

[Raype]

Ah, well, it looks like he signed off. Now I'll have to find something else to do.

Which reminds me, do I want to upgrade my pyromancy flame past +15? I vaguely remember something about intelligence scaling, but I have no intelligence anyway. And at this point I'm almost finished with my first run of the game, the souls could probably be better spent in some other manner.

Like increasing my endurance, so I can wear Havel's leg armor. Because those hoof things are awesome.

Yes you do. Even the base stats of the +0 upgraded pyromancy flame from the chaos witch are better than the +15 regular version. And it tops out at +5 so you're already most of the way to a maxed pyromancy flame.

Even that tiny bit of intelligence will have mattered when the scaling goes from B to A or S. Or at least it should, depending on how the scaling has been changed since I played last.

[Milady]

Ah, okay then.

In that case, I may wander over to that nasty swamp and see if I can't find her.

I may have screwed up and prevented her from appearing at all, if that's possible.

[Raype]

If you have a high level pyromancy flame, she should appear regardless.

And if you already dealt with her mom she should have a nice gift for you.

Unless a monster attacked her or something.

Which does happen.

Unless they patched that.

But she is a bit hard to see and it's easy to walk right past her in a lot of cases.

Bitch, why you wearing black in a dark area that's also very brown?

[Milady]

Then I can stick a maggot on my head and go playing around in a really big tomb.

And, of course, I don't have to work tomorrow. I think Tan's going to try and collect me/us for some dungeon crawling. I should probably keep an eye out for that.

[Raype]

Or you could exchange that maggot for the most saddening story in the entire game!

He told me Thursday. Unless he means "Wednesday night which is also kinda Thursday".

I like how these gaming sessions always run around midnight.

It makes dealing with dates ever so much fun.

[Milady]

Or you could exchange that maggot for the most saddening story in the entire game!

He told me Thursday. Unless he means "Wednesday night which is also kinda Thursday".

I like how these gaming sessions always run around midnight.

It makes dealing with dates ever so much fun.

I was planning on doing that after I was done wearing it on my head. Because I'm so not switching between lanterns and weapons/shields, etc.

Yeah, I mean I should probably keep an eye on it tomorrow. Which, unless something crazy happened when I wasn't looking, is Thursday.

Maybe I can persuade my boyfriend to go shopping or something so I can play with my headset. We can talk about metastases.

[Drageuth]

Okay, I want everyone's opinion:

Should I play Duke Nukem Forever, or Spiderman: Shattered Dimensions.

Choice with the most votes in thirty minutes (10PM my time) is my next platinum. And potentially the last game I play before I go to Kamloops for a month (still undecided if I'm bringing my PS3 with me).