The Wang-Out: You look adopted.

[Milady]

METASTASIS. Such an awesome word.

I have a question. Why do you still have a colon?

[Gypsy]

While Doctor Ray does have a great ring to it (and it was my stage name back in my breakdancing days), I'm not actually a doctor.

U old bro?

[alucard]

Sometimes it must be done.



While Doctor Ray does have a great ring to it (and it was my stage name back in my breakdancing days), I'm not actually a doctor.

I am however a veteran of several university level biology classes. Much the same ones any medical professional is required to pass before admission to a serious program.



Yeah, see, that spread bit? That's where they'd put you on chemo. Because multiple tumors usually means it's moved into the bloodstream and one of your tumors is currently seeding your entire body with future malignant growths.

Unquestionably.

Seriously, you don't know a fucking thing about how cancer even works.

No I dont I tried to understand everything they were telling me but I was hooked up to morphine and Ive been pretty high ever sense so I dont know whats going on..Im just really scared that Im not going to get to see my son again.

[Raype]

to be honest I dont eve knowo what fucking day it is so Raype I cant continue being attacked thanks for making me feel somehow stupid but I assure you I think Im going to have to get the chemo I have had this for a while and not known about its ok I just want to die anyways.

Don't let the door hit you in the cancerous growth on the way out

Wait...I haven't been to med school.

Nursing school is totally close enough.

At least close enough to be aware that medicine does not work that way.

Which is probably high school graduate now that I think about it....

[alucard]

cause they are trying to figure out how we are going to pay for the colonoskpy or whatever.

[Slacker Magician]

While Doctor Ray does have a great ring to it (and it was my stage name back in my breakdancing days), I'm not actually a doctor.

I am however a veteran of several university level biology classes. Much the same ones any medical professional is required to pass before admission to a serious program.

Do post proof.

[alucard]

You all always know just what to say to make me feel better.

[Yip Yip]

God on the money bless America.

[Gypsy]

TRANZKRYPTS.

lol

[Milady]

Do post proof.

You people can't be serious.

[Raype]

U old bro?

I may or may not be down with the Wu Tang.

METASTASIS. Such an awesome word.

I have a question. Why do you still have a colon?

Truly. And I'm not just saying that because it mixes the awesome meta with the totally sci-fi stasis. It's like the word was scientifically engineered in a lab somewhere to be badass.

Beats me. It's not like you need a colon to live. Why they'd bother saving it when you're that far along is anyone's guess. Maybe they just don't want to add to his already overflowing quantities of butthurt over skankzilla.

Cna we just leave it at I dont feel well Im really scared and I have to see docters all week... Im not joking Im so scared

I know your not I just cant believe all the poor choices I made I just feel like this is God getting back at me.

So now it's "all week". Motherfucker at least pick a lie and stick with it.

No I dont I tried to understand everything they were telling me but I was hooked up to morphine and Ive been pretty high ever sense so I dont know whats going on..Im just really scared that Im not going to get to see my son again.

Morphiene doesn't have that level of effect on someone who regularly shoots heroine and chows down on opiates. Certainly not the small amount that is given medically. Your body acclimatizes to pain medication, you see.

Unless you made up that bit too.

[TheRealSpiders]

TRANZKRYPTS.

lol

I was going to say the same thing. I'm pretty sure Shard is gonna try and steal your identity Ray.

[Yip Yip]

You all always know just what to say to make me feel better.

In God on the money you trust? Or maybe in the scientists and doctors playing God? The biggest problem that arises when people start "playing God" is that it's humanly impossible to achieve that level of incompetence.

Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say "this guy", because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man.

No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this. So, if there is a God, I think most reasonable people might agree that he's at least incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn't give a shit. Doesn't give a shit, which I admire in a person, and which would explain a lot of these bad results.

[Milady]

cause they are trying to figure out how we are going to pay for the colonoskpy or whatever.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if you have cancer in your colon, and the colon isn't a vital organ, it follows that they'll probably want to remove it, correct?

And if they don't remove it, and the tumor is malignant, it will probably metastasize and kill you. I would say that's a fairly high priority intervention, though certainly not as emergent as, say, someone with an uncontrolled arterial bleed.

I can't imagine that they would deny you treatment because you're not sure how you're going to pay for a colonoscopy. There are more than enough options for hospital billing that they could improvise something. And they're much more likely to complete the surgery and hound you the rest of your life in debt than refuse to treat you.

But you're saying it's already "spread," so the least of your worries should be how you're going to pay for a simple procedure. And you probably shouldn't bother sitting here writing these long posts to Ray. Shouldn't you be trying to get in touch with your wife and "your" son. How about your parents? I find it hard to believe that someone on their death bed is going to spend much time in the Hangout.

[Raype]

Do post proof.

What? How dare you sir. My credentials are as bulletproof as a presidential birth certificate. Just take my word for it. I'm also an astronaut billionaire male model who is about to unveil a cure for all human illnesses.

I say good day.