The Wang-Out: You look adopted.

[Raype]

U old bro?

I may or may not be down with the Wu Tang.

METASTASIS. Such an awesome word.

I have a question. Why do you still have a colon?

Truly. And I'm not just saying that because it mixes the awesome meta with the totally sci-fi stasis. It's like the word was scientifically engineered in a lab somewhere to be badass.

Beats me. It's not like you need a colon to live. Why they'd bother saving it when you're that far along is anyone's guess. Maybe they just don't want to add to his already overflowing quantities of butthurt over skankzilla.

Cna we just leave it at I dont feel well Im really scared and I have to see docters all week... Im not joking Im so scared

I know your not I just cant believe all the poor choices I made I just feel like this is God getting back at me.

So now it's "all week". Motherfucker at least pick a lie and stick with it.

No I dont I tried to understand everything they were telling me but I was hooked up to morphine and Ive been pretty high ever sense so I dont know whats going on..Im just really scared that Im not going to get to see my son again.

Morphiene doesn't have that level of effect on someone who regularly shoots heroine and chows down on opiates. Certainly not the small amount that is given medically. Your body acclimatizes to pain medication, you see.

Unless you made up that bit too.