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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    child credit
    wtf is that?

    Maybe I shouldn't be asking

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadlegion View Post
    wtf is that?

    Maybe I shouldn't be asking
    You get $500 credit on your tax return for each child under 17. You can claim up to three.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Packing them with anthrax and a note that says 'it's just baking soda, lol' probably wasn't such a good idea.
    Oh sure, it just looks like you're getting hit with some arm and hammer, but when does it stop? Before long it's hammer and sickle and then we're all fucked.

    Quote Originally Posted by deadlegion View Post
    wtf is that?

    Maybe I shouldn't be asking
    People with children get tax credits.

    If you're supporting people, you pay less taxes.

    Dependents and whatnot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    The IRS just may completely screw up my vacation plans
    You sure that's not God?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/01/31...e-irs-refunds/

    I filed on the 18th.

    I actually got my state return first this year. That has NEVER happened.
    Huh, so that's why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    You sure that's not God?



    Huh, so that's why.
    I would never try to fraud God

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I would never try to fraud God
    Why not? God's all about the fraud.

    6 thousand years and not one single tax return on that palace of gold?

    Not to mention the property taxes on the entire universe.

    Granted he does have like 7 billion dependents.

    But this says nothing of 2 thousand years of missed child support payments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Why not? God's all about the fraud.

    6 thousand years and not one single tax return on that palace of gold?

    Not to mention the property taxes on the entire universe.

    Granted he does have like 7 billion dependents.

    But this says nothing of 2 thousand years of missed child support payments.
    Have you ever sat and thought about the special reservations Hell has...just waiting for you?
    You'll probably get a whole level to yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Have you ever sat and thought about the special reservations Hell has...just waiting for you?
    You'll probably get a whole level to yourself.
    I'm hoping for a beachfront property near styx. Possibly a short hike to lust and a nice view of the malebolge. Maybe get a nice job in Dis as a head twister. Lots of famous people pass that way.

    (I do, but then I remember that hell is just fanfiction and God made my punishment quite clear.

    If I'm right, I cease to exist when I die.
    If I'm wrong, I cease to exist when I die.

    My net loss is 0. /playing the odds. )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    I'm hoping for a beachfront property near styx. Possibly a short hike to lust and a nice view of the malebolge. Maybe get a nice job in Dis as a head twister. Lots of famous people pass that way.

    (I do, but then I remember that hell is just fanfiction and God made my punishment quite clear.

    If I'm right, I cease to exist when I die.
    If I'm wrong, I cease to exist when I die.

    My net loss is 0. /playing the odds. )
    /note to self: never stand next to Ray in a thunderstorm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    /note to self: never stand next to Ray in a thunderstorm
    So you're saying you'd stand next to me normally?

    I had no idea you put so little value in your anal virginity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    So you're saying you'd stand next to me normally?

    I had no idea you put so little value in your anal virginity.
    Didn't you read his post in Retro? He's just getting to be that age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    Didn't you read his post in Retro? He's just getting to be that age.
    Ah incontinence, it's like nature's version of that music that plays when they want you to wrap up the oscar speech.

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    Hmm I've never heard of this filehost, the site's called Peeje. They claim that they'll host your file forever, until you decide to delete it.

    This is what's written on their main upload page.
    Spoiler warning:

    This is a short manual introducing you to our free-service. Our philosophy is to offer an absolutely easy-to-use service for you to send your files to other people. That is why you do not have to sign-up in order to use our service. To start, you simply click on "Browse" and select a local file on your hard-disk. Then just click the "Upload" button and wait. Uploading might take from a few seconds up to 30 minutes, depending on your internet-connection and the file size. We are currently offering files up to 1GB in size. After your upload has finished, you will be given a download-link and a delete-link instantly. You can then share the download-link with other people using your email, website, facebook, or via your favorite forum or blog. Thats it! Easy, isn't it? It doesn't matter if you just expect one download of your file or over 100,000 downloads. We will host your file forever, unless you delete it using the provided delete-link. If you still have questions regarding this free service, please email us through our contact page.


    The rest of the site looks like kinda weird and totally unrelated to file-sharing at all. The whole site seems very suspicious if you ask me.

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    Ex.ua got taken down sometime in the last 24 hours.

    I think that was a free filehost.......in the Ukraine

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    have more been taken down?

    suddenly couldnt get my links to work
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