The Wang-Out: You look adopted.

[Sprung]

The IRS just may completely screw up my vacation plans

[brit]

The IRS just may completely screw up my vacation plans

It's what they do, my dude. My girlfriend told me she's losing ~$1k this year.

[Sprung]

It's what they do, my dude. My girlfriend told me she's losing ~$1k this year.

My return is exactly what I figured it would be, but the IRS had a problem with their system and it initially rejected 95% of all tax returns. They have since fixed it, but all returns are now 7 days later than they should be. I scheduled my vacation to coincide with my return.

It was originally supposed to be here tomorrow, now it might not be here until next Tuesday. It won't completely wreck next week's vacation, but it's still enough to put a hold on some of the plans we've made.

[deadlegion]

the IRS had a problem with their system and it initially rejected 95% of all tax returns. They have since fixed it, but all returns are now 7 days later than they should be.

Really?
That's a pretty big cockup.

[Sprung]

Really?
That's a pretty big cockup.

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/01/31...e-irs-refunds/

I filed on the 18th.

I actually got my state return first this year. That has NEVER happened.

[Mistral]

My return is exactly what I figured it would be, but the IRS had a problem with their system and it initially rejected 95% of all tax returns. They have since fixed it, but all returns are now 7 days later than they should be. I scheduled my vacation to coincide with my return.

It was originally supposed to be here tomorrow, now it might not be here until next Tuesday. It won't completely wreck next week's vacation, but it's still enough to put a hold on some of the plans we've made.

Are we sure that was a problem? I could see 95% of people lying on their tax returns.

[deadlegion]

Are we sure that was a problem? I could see 95% of people lying on their tax returns.

[Sprung]

Are we sure that was a problem? I could see 95% of people lying on their tax returns.

I am the 5%

[deadlegion]

I am the 95%

Fixed

[Sprung]

Fixed

My taxes are far too simple to manipulate. One income, deductions, earned income credit, child credit. No itemizing...

[Mistral]

If you're not lying, you're not trying.

Oh, hold that thought. Some men in black suits just knocked at the front door.

[Raype]

I wish I could see the bigger picture I guess God just wants me to die alone.

He's not the only one.

[Sprung]

If you're not lying, you're not trying.

Oh, hold that thought. Some men in black suits just knocked at the front door.

DON'T LOOK AT THE NEURALIZ-

Welcome to Emuparadise

[Raype]

If you're not lying, you're not trying.

Oh, hold that thought. Some men in black suits just knocked at the front door.

Another one of your homemade rockets hit paydirt on a senator's lawn?

You really should pay attention to where they come down.

[Sprung]

Another one of your homemade rockets hit paydirt on a senator's lawn?

You really should pay attention to where they come down.

Packing them with anthrax and a note that says 'it's just baking soda, lol' probably wasn't such a good idea.