The Wang-Out: You look adopted.

[Inferno.]

Exercise biking isn't that bad. I do 50KM a week on the bike we got at home.

Would be fine if the seat didn't feel like it was violating your anus.

After using it you walk around as if you've been drilled for an hour.

[crusher]

I like bananas, kiwis, apples, pears, etc. I should eat more fruit.

Yeah but not too much. 'cause of the sugar you know?. 50 oranges a day will make you fat even if it's good for you.

[crusher]

Would be fine if the seat didn't feel like it was violating your anus.

After using it you walk around as if you've been drilled for an hour.

Oh yeah I guess you have a small point... maybe use a pillow?

[Inferno.]

Oh yeah I guess you have a small point... maybe use a pillow?

Bite said pillow?

[Inferno.]

Yeah but not too much. 'cause of the sugar you know?. 50 oranges a day will make you fat even if it's good for you.

I seem to not gain weight at all at the minute, it's cool.

[Cosmic]

DEM CALORIES

That's about the same amount of calories as in a banana. And I'm positive eating a banana would make you feel fuller.

No need to tell me. Tell Dan. It's rare I eat crisps anymore.

[crusher]

I seem to not gain weight at all at the minute, it's cool.

I didn't mean to imply anything... sorry. >__>

Bite said pillow?

wut? If that's some kind of pun it went straight over my head.

[Cosmic]

I'd probably be quite a fit person actually if we had a treadmill. My parents always buy exercise equipment that's horrendous to use. A stupid cross trainer thing, an exercise bike, a rowing machine, etc. Ugh.

JUST GET A TREADMILL. RUNNAN IS COOL.

You're about the only person I know who would claim he can't go running because he doesn't own a treadmill.

[Inferno.]

I didn't mean to imply anything... sorry. >__>

wut? If that's some kind of pun it went straight over my head.

No it's fine. I lost like 2 stone by not eating much at all for a month or so, now I just eat like a machine and nothing seems to go back on. It's pretty cool.

And erm. Ask Jaws.

[Inferno.]

You're about the only person I know who would claim he can't go running because he doesn't own a treadmill.

I'm not running around Newcastle. I'll get stabbed/mugged/raped SET ON FIRE.

[crusher]

No need to tell me. Tell Dan. It's rare I eat crisps anymore.

Me neither. Last time I had some chips I felt awful for the longest time. Really anxious because of all the calories. And my blood sugar went to hell. Diabetes etc etc... >___>

[Cosmic]

I'm not running around Newcastle. I'll get stabbed/mugged/raped SET ON FIRE.

Only if you're not running fast enough.

[Inferno.]

Only if you're not running fast enough.

I'm so unfit, it's incredible.

[Raype]

I hear being set on fire helps.

So just hope the arsonist gets to you after the rapists but before the murderers.

Just try not to worry too much about that burning sensation. Could just be burns.

[crusher]

I hear being set on fire helps.

So just hope the arsonist gets to you after the rapists but before the murderers.

Just try not to worry too much about that burning sensation. Could just be burns.

I guess will lose weight if you are set on fire as some of the water in your body will evaporate. Sounds like we have a new weight-loss method in the works! Take that LCHF!