The Wang-Out: You look adopted.

[brit]

I hope Lydia never thinks of checking EPForums one of these days.

She's friends with her on Facebook. lol. Worst thing ever. How am I working on my second marriage before I've even started working on my first divorce?

On it.

/sending her a message on FB

You shut up right now!

So how is everyone atm?
Happy chappies?

I'm going to slit your throat and use your vocal chords as a urinal.

Lol. My nigga.

[Fer!]

I woke up for some reason to check my phone, realised it wasn't charging, checked Facebook and apparently someone set a car on fire outside of the next set of flats and it exploded.

I never heard anything but I'm a little now.

Meanwhile in Newcastle.

[Inferno.]

My new bedroom carpet is here, bye red!

[Inferno.]

I have to strip absolutely everything except my bed out of my room again, for my Dad to put the new carpet down. Oh lawd.

[deadlegion]

I have to strip absolutely everything except my bed out of my room again, for my Dad to put the new carpet down. Oh lawd.

Any dead bodies?

[Inferno.]

Any dead bodies?

No. Just a lot of furniture and junk under my bed.

[Inferno.]

YouTube keeps freezing Chrome. I wish they'd stop dicking around with YouTube.

[Cosmic]

YouTube keeps freezing Chrome. I wish they'd stop dicking around with YouTube.

Fullscreen doesn't work for me and if I open a video in a new tab I have to refresh it once or twice before it'll play. Beta testing? The fuck is that?

[Inferno.]

Fullscreen doesn't work for me and if I open a video in a new tab I have to refresh it once or twice before it'll play. Beta testing? The fuck is that?

Something I want to be paid for.

[Pickles]

Oh you'd like to be paid for everything.

[Inferno.]

Oh you'd like to be paid for everything.

[Pickles]

Noodles for breakfast, because there is no other food in the house.

[Inferno.]

Noodles for breakfast, because there is no other food in the house.

Microchips and a packet of squares was my food of choice.

[Inferno.]

I wish I had some Pepsi right now.

I could totally go to the shop and get some, but I can't be arsed.

[Pickles]

What are these squares you keep mentioning? Also I have an 8 pack of pepsi in the fridge.