The Metal Gear Out: Revengevengevengeance

[Corey]

Ah well, should you find yourself in desperate need let me know.

[Kouen Hasuki]

Mornin

[Blue Electrona]

Hey Kouen, its been awhile. I've been pulling all-nighters playing with my rooted kindle fire and I just love this thing.
How have you been?

[Cookie Monster]

That question I asked earlier was about the fact that the US forced Spain to pass a SOPA-style law to prevent "retaliatory actions" against the country.

Wonderful government we have here, chaps.

Does it mean Obama actually did something?

[Inferno.]

I wonder how possible it is for me to become a rally driver.

[Cookie Monster]

I wonder how possible it is for me to become a rally driver.

You are starting to sound like one of my cousins

[Inferno.]

You are starting to sound like one of my cousins

Niko?

[Cosmic]

Does it mean Obama actually did something?

Have YOU ever been to Mars? No? Didn't think so.

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/01/obama-mars/

[Cosmic]

I wonder how possible it is for me to become a rally driver.

Actually learning to drive couldn't hurt.

[Inferno.]

Has anyone checked Xbox.com lately? I just logged into mine, having a look as you do. And it says my Mam is online playing Skyrim, level 41. I'm afraid not, the 360 hasn't been on for hours. I imagine it's a glitch with Xbox.com, and that someone hasn't stolen her account and started playing it for her.

[Inferno.]

Actually learning to drive couldn't hurt.

Just waiting on my new glasses from Specsavers (could be up to another week yet), collect them, adjust to them, book a lesson. See how it goes.

[Inferno.]

Book a lesson.
Do said lesson.
Book theory test.
Ace said theory test.
Take practical test.
Ace said practical test.
Buy a car.
Be the best driver on the road.
Become a professional rally driver.
???
PROFIT!?

[Cookie Monster]

Niko?

No, Javier

Preparing a car for rallies with all that it's needed is quite expensive, I guess getting an already built one is cheaper but definitely sponsors will be needed

Have YOU ever been to Mars? No? Didn't think so.

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/01/obama-mars/

It's a pity it was successful and he came back

[Inferno.]

Ooooh.

What is the car? What has been done to it? How much spent, etc. I'm very interested.

[Cosmic]

Book a lesson.
Do said lesson.
Book theory test.
Ace said theory test.
Take practical test.
Ace said practical test.
Buy a car.
Be the best driver on the road.
Become a professional rally driver.
???
PROFIT!?

In this case I believe the ??? you're looking for is "Fuck bitches, get money."