Holy shit, that's not a joke? I'm fucking there.
Damn Schwarznegger looks so old there.
Indeed, Arnie is wrinkling away, it seems...
Still kickin ass though, I suppose....look at a lot of the older actors still doing the 'over-blown' films....these days, the fellas are caked with more make-up than the ladies.....meh...
Saw a tabloid pic of him on the beach a while back, his tits sagging like the teats of a sow.....but, hey; I suppose he is still 'doing his thing', and he cant have his Conan build forever....many of us will be there one day, if we are lucky enough to be in Arnie's shape...
Honestly, I thought that the ads for the first 'Expendable' film almost made it seem like a parody....like 'Tropic Thunder'.....weird.
In fairness though he looks saggy as hell because he is 64 now, Stallone still juices up and looks ridiculous.
Truth.
Like I said, feel fortunate to have his build/drive/income at 64....
Damn, seeing ads like these reminds me of those 80s movies, some grand and some schlockers....wow....my buddies and I ate that shit up with a spoon in the theatres.....Conan, Predator, Cobra, Rambo, Commando, Code of Silence, Death Wish.....you name it... Those OVER-blown action scenes and 'KILLER' one-liners.....
Bill Duke: "You dont know who you fuckin with man, I'm a GREEN BERET, motherfucker!!"
Arnie: "I eat Green Berets for breakvast...."
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Charles Bronson: (gun-drawn) "You believe in Jesus?"
Punk: "Y-y-yes sir, yes....yeah, believe in Jesus! I believe!"
CB: "Good, cause yer about to meet him!"
BLAM!
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Well I'm nowhere near as hard working or motivated as Arnie is, he has done tons of things with his life that are impressive.
I didn't really watch The Expendables, but this sequel looks so fucking raw.
He is going to return.