The JTAG-out: Make your JTAG stop chewing on the christmas tree.

[Elin]

And I fancy playing Saints Row the Third and Skyrim. JTAG Xbox, come at me bro!

You've posted about JTAGs! You can't take it back! Now you have to post a picture of your cat. <3

I want Skyrim. :/ Why does every game I want get released all at once?

[Raype]

Lich: LOL FINGER OF DEATH.
EP Members: Haha, we've got awesome saves versus death. This'll be no problem.
*Tanthias dies*
Tanthias: Crap...
*Hypnos dies*
Hypnos: Wait, Finger of Death is a single target sp-
*Ray dies*
Ray: Well I'll be fu-
*Ivolt's magic goes wild, and he kills himself*
Ivolt: My bad, gu-
*Game crashes*

Best summary of EP multiplayer ever.

You're this guy?

Well I did enjoy gungrave.

Maybe not forever, but clearly for a stretch of time.

And hey, some people are into being publicly molested.

I know I'd like to have it happen with a bunch of hot chicks.

I've seen several doujins set in those women cars.

Fun times.

Luckily I've got a surprise waiting for molesters who get a bit too grabby, as you know. I'm sure that'll be enough to put them o-

Oh. Yeah. JAPAN.

Are you sure they'd be able to tell? Everything is going to be a mess of pixels. I suppose in a pinch you could even use one as a weapon.

I know I'd want to keep my genitals away from all those sharp corners.

You sure about that? Don't EP members typically have horrible, horrible luck when it comes to that, in many cases never succeeding?

I succeed all the time.

I just make sure to move the marker for success a lot closer to failure once I realize things aren't going to go as well as I initially hoped.

[Tanthias]

Best summary of EP multiplayer ever.



Well I did enjoy gungrave.

Maybe not forever, but clearly for a stretch of time.

And hey, some people are into being publicly molested.

I know I'd like to have it happen with a bunch of hot chicks.

I've seen several doujins set in those women cars.

Fun times.



Are you sure they'd be able to tell? Everything is going to be a mess of pixels. I suppose in a pinch you could even use one as a weapon.

I know I'd want to keep my genitals away from all those sharp corners.



I succeed all the time.

I just make sure to move the marker for success a lot closer to failure once I realize things aren't going to go as well as I initially hoped.

EP, where if you fail repeatedly you have succeeded?

[Inferno.]

You've posted about JTAGs! You can't take it back! Now you have to post a picture of your cat. <3

I want Skyrim. :/ Why does every game I want get released all at once?

Haven't bothered taking pictures of the cat for a while.

[Beelzebub]

You've posted about JTAGs! You can't take it back! Now you have to post a picture of your cat. <3

JTAG!

[Inferno.]

[Beelzebub]

Also reviewing Gilksy's PS3 reflow guides to make sure I don't fuck something up.

[Inferno.]

This will have to do.

[Inferno.]

>inferno brand dildos

What in the name of fuck!?

[Raype]

They're like dragon dildos.

Except they're demon themed.

I saw this chick take a Mammon once.

I'm shocked she didn't get split in half.

[Inferno.]

i don't even

[Raype]

You should totally get an Asmodeus for your mom.

I bet she'd love it.

[Tanthias]

*begins backing away from conversation*

[Inferno.]

*begins backing away from conversation*

Snap.

[Elin]

JTAG!

This is relevant to my interests.

This will have to do.

This is too!