The JTAG-out: Make your JTAG stop chewing on the christmas tree.

[Raype]

This. Placement test for my year abroad early tomorrow. I've been studying Japanese for god only knows how long and I guarantee I'll know all the answers, but I'm still going to have to sit there for two hours and prove I do. Joy.

Just look at it this way, that bit of unpleasantness will get you prepared for when you get molested on a train.

JAPAN.

[Tanthias]

This. Placement test for my year abroad early tomorrow. I've been studying Japanese for god only knows how long and I guarantee I'll know all the answers, but I'm still going to have to sit there for two hours and prove I do. Joy.

I would say, "Good luck", but it sounds like you don't need it.

....

You know what, I'll say it anyway. Good luck, Elin

Life can eat a dick. I'm staying up late.

IN YOUR FACE LIFE.

Sure, I'll regret it when I'm on my third cup of coffee before lunch, but I'll dangle single handedly from that bridge while someone pulls me up when I get to it.

And if nobody pulls you up?

[Raype]

And if nobody pulls you up?

In that case, there's always a carefully placed couple of ledges to break my fall.

I mean, I might crash through them but apparently it doesn't hurt enough to keep me down for more than a few moments.

If I'm lucky, there might even be some water or snow down there.

[Jackhammer]

Fatima Whitbread kicked out of I'm a celebrity after failing a drugs test, she couldn't get her cock in the bottle...

[Elin]

I would say, "Good luck", but it sounds like you don't need it.

....

You know what, I'll say it anyway. Good luck, Elin

Not really. :'D I'm the last person to go into tests expecting to come out with good grades, but when you've been studying a language for about six years and you're sitting an exam meant for people who have been studying for like two, umm...

Thanks anyway, though. <3 Hopefully your well wishes go towards making it less painful rather than less difficult.

[Elin]

In that case, there's always a carefully placed couple of ledges to break my fall.

I mean, I might crash through them but apparently it doesn't hurt enough to keep me down for more than a few moments.

If I'm lucky, there might even be some water or snow down there.

Be sure to say "No no no!" or "Oh shit!" as you fall. I hear that's a way of ensuring you'll get to safety.

[Tanthias]

In that case, there's always a carefully placed couple of ledges to break my fall.

I mean, I might crash through them but apparently it doesn't hurt enough to keep me down for more than a few moments.

If I'm lucky, there might even be some water or snow down there.

Let's be realistic here... How often are you lucky like that?

Not really. :'D I'm the last person to go into tests expecting to come out with good grades, but when you've been studying a language for about six years and you're sitting an exam meant for people who have been studying for like two, umm...

Thanks anyway, though. <3 Hopefully your well wishes go towards making it less painful rather than less difficult.

Hopefully.

[Elin]

Just look at it this way, that bit of unpleasantness will get you prepared for when you get molested on a train.

JAPAN.

Luckily I've got a surprise waiting for molesters who get a bit too grabby, as you know. I'm sure that'll be enough to put them o-

Oh. Yeah. JAPAN.

[Raype]

Let's be realistic here... How often are you lucky like that?

I gotta cover the spread someday.

[Tanthias]

I gotta cover the spread someday.

You sure about that? Don't EP members typically have horrible, horrible luck when it comes to that, in many cases never succeeding?

[Englebert3rd]

Just look at it this way, that bit of unpleasantness will get you prepared for when you get molested on a train.

JAPAN.

You're this guy?

[Elin]

You sure about that? Don't EP members typically have horrible, horrible luck when it comes to that, in many cases never succeeding?

Lich: LOL FINGER OF DEATH.
EP Members: Haha, we've got awesome saves versus death. This'll be no problem.
*Tanthias dies*
Tanthias: Crap...
*Hypnos dies*
Hypnos: Wait, Finger of Death is a single target sp-
*Ray dies*
Ray: Well I'll be fu-
*Ivolt's magic goes wild, and he kills himself*
Ivolt: My bad, gu-
*Game crashes*

[Inferno.]

So tired.

[Inferno.]

And I fancy playing Saints Row the Third and Skyrim. JTAG Xbox, come at me bro!

[Tanthias]

Lich: LOL FINGER OF DEATH.
EP Members: Haha, we've got awesome saves versus death. This'll be no problem.
*Tanthias dies*
Tanthias: Crap...
*Hypnos dies*
Hypnos: Wait, Finger of Death is a single target sp-
*Ray dies*
Ray: Well I'll be fu-
*Ivolt's magic goes wild, and he kills himself*
Ivolt: My bad, gu-
*Game crashes*

Good times