Another miserable year down. And the dawn of a shitty day.
/a sum total of 0 fucks
I feel we should instead be discussing something more interesting. Like my short stint in adult films. I was known as Long Scoremann.
Count yourself lucky.
Considering his addiction to salty McD fries, I'm highly suspect of the possibility he's a slug man. But wouldn't it be nice if he was.
Remember to use acid on the corpses.
I'm okay with her bad dreams. As long as they involve leather clad demons who kill via S&M.