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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Could always tape his pubes to his face.

    Just saying.
    Do 14 year olds even have pubes?

    I figured you would be the expert on this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    The trick is, to stop trying.

    Or you could go about things the right way and not chicken out of things for the wrong reasons.


    Pros: Could possibly get laid
    Cons: Could possibly be raped by a 40 year old man.

    I think I'm willing to take the risk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mami Tomoe View Post
    Do 14 year olds even have pubes?

    I figured you would be the expert on this.
    Yes they do.

    Hence:

    Grass on the field? Play ball!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Yes they do.

    Hence:

    Grass on the field? Play ball!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mami Tomoe View Post


    Pros: Could possibly get laid
    Cons: Could possibly be raped by a 40 year old man.

    I think I'm willing to take the risk.
    Bring a knife.

    Actually, that's always a good idea when it comes to chasing strange.

    You do now want to get left tied to the bed of a motel naked.

    As for where I keep my knife, that's kinda personal.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Bring a knife.

    Actually, that's always a good idea when it comes to chasing strange.

    You do now want to get left tied to the bed of a motel naked.

    As for where I keep my knife, that's kinda personal.

    I don't intend to be tied anywhere.
    At least not on the first time out.

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    Craigslist



    Good luck bro



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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie View Post
    Craigslist :guffaw:



    Good luck bro
    Iknoright?

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    Just get a cheap whore.

    Quick, easy, and a lot safer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mami Tomoe View Post
    I think the first one is German or something.
    Her name is Mikael Reedquist.
    wyrm dude think on this Mikael Micheal or mike for short.

    There is a difference between ignorance and stupidity ignorant people can be taught
    stupid people need to be shot.

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    I broke the HO

    There is a difference between ignorance and stupidity ignorant people can be taught
    stupid people need to be shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mami Tomoe View Post
    yeah me to man.


    There is a difference between ignorance and stupidity ignorant people can be taught
    stupid people need to be shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auron Braska View Post
    yeah me to man.

    Indeed.

    I have to work at 8am :\

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    oh well it's deader than a zombie orgy in here off to play some Final Fantasy X just got to luca yeah Blitzball.

    There is a difference between ignorance and stupidity ignorant people can be taught
    stupid people need to be shot.

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