Scared of my Own Jokes

[Andy_Jerk]

Ya know, one thing that freaks me out about having a cruel sense of humor, is that some ghosts might have one. I mean, I've been through some tough times and some painful circumstances, and, as William Blake so eloquently put it: "Excess of sorrow laughs." I've been there.

But imagine the kind of totally FUCKED UP sense of humor some ghosts might have after experiencing an especially horrible death....What might they want to do to you just for a laugh?

Just think about it...

[Darklinky]

I would come back and Stop making Stupid Threads?

LOL

[Andy_Jerk]

I would come back and Stop making Stupid Threads?

LOL

That's enough, Peeves....

[Tassadar]

I see you don't have a blog why don't you use it instead of making threads?

[Littledood]

I don't want to be rude... But what's the point of making these threads?

They seem rather... stupid.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Actually, this thread actually has some sort of point or semi-question, which is unusual for one made by Andy.

Sort of like a guy getting killed by a kitten crawling into his mouth while he was sleeping, making him choke to death. He might, you know, stuff kittens down your throat for shits and giggles. Assuming the ghosts are able to actually, you know, life kittens and stuff like that. Are they!?

See, great thread.

[Andy_Jerk]

Actually, this thread actually has some sort of point or semi-question, which is unusual for one made by Andy.

Sort of like a guy getting killed by a kitten crawling into his mouth while he was sleeping, making him choke to death. He might, you know, stuff kittens down your throat for shits and giggles. Assuming the ghosts are able to actually, you know, life kittens and stuff like that. Are they!?

See, great thread.

Thank you!


Basically just a Halloween-themed thread, and I'm sorry if it sounded too vague or sinister to begin with. I will respectfully make more meaningful threads for now on.


On topic though, I really have been thinking about this, and it seemed like the right time of year to mention it.

[Grouch]

I think some ghosts would have a dark sense of humor. Hell i know I'd fuck with people as a ghost, banging pots/pans rattling chains when people are trying to sleep. shit would be so cash

[Aeolus Aeneas]

The Trojan Man will, upon death, poke holes in every condom on Earth. Thus ensuring a huge outbreak of STDs.

You know when helicopters crash in military operations? Yeah... that's the ghost of a dead terrorist, both angry that there's no 72 virgins and because, well, THEY KILLED HIM.

A guy dies of a huge blood clot in the brain? That's from the ghost of a squirrel he hit with his car; it buried ghost nuts in his brain!

[Andy_Jerk]

I sometimes wonder if I might end up as a sad ghost wandering my house. I've always been like that anyway; trapped inside myself like some suffocating abomination of arrogance and self-pity. And yet, maybe that's how I like it; for instance, I really like that movie: Flowers in the Attic, mostly because it seems kind of glamorous to be slowly poisoned to death in a rich family's attic overlooking the overcast expanse of gardens outside...


I am that poisoned soul in the attic.

[luffy4]

im more scared of my jokes when i say something i don't realize was offensive untill AFTER i say it