The glass had the hot sauce in it before I took the first one.
I think I'm getting the hang of it. The first one came out a greyish red mess. This one appears to be properly separated. I don't normally mix the contents of my bathroom with sauces, but I'm currently too broke for actual alcohol.
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I think I have some cough medicine in the bathroom. If I could get some moonshine, I could start on the greatest white trash drink in the known universe. I'm intending to take one sip every time I die. I expect to be appropriately hammered by noon.