The Hairy Balls-Out: No Seriously, Get Them Shaved

[Cosmic]

Good God.

Marry them all. Have lots and lots of orgies. Profit.

Alas, I am lying. Currently as single as single can be.

[Inferno.]

Alas, I am lying. Currently as single as single can be.

Get a womans. Shouldn't be difficult for you.

[Cosmic]

Get a womans. Shouldn't be difficult for you.

I'm not really looking at the moment, to be honest. Moving to parts unknown next year and I don't want anything that would end up as long distance. I'll start dating again when I'm more settled somewhere.

[Beelzebub]

I'm not really looking at the moment, to be honest. Moving to parts unknown next year and I don't want anything that would end up as long distance. I'll start dating again when I'm more settled somewhere.

Where's this great unknown place you're moving to, Canada?

[Cosmic]

Where's this great unknown place you're moving to, Canada?

Hopefully going back to uni somewhere far away from here. Not too fussed where. Got a few places in mind but we'll see what pans out.

[Inferno.]

Gonna be dating foreign chicks. They're gonna be all over dat accent.

[Sprung]

Gonna do a Sprung and marry/divorce 'em all?

WTF??

[Beelzebub]

Hopefully going back to uni somewhere far away from here. Not too fussed where. Got a few places in mind but we'll see what pans out.

Well, just don't move to eastern Washington. This place sucks.

Damn, beat Splaterhouse for 360 last night, and was kinda dissappointed in the last "boss". Really brutal game though, liked the thrash metal soundtrack too.

Spoiler warning:

just another goddamn, button-timing (mashing) sequence and then the boss is dead, and the game ends. Woo! how anti-climactic.

[Inferno.]

WTF??

I have no idea. I just decided that because you've divorced one, that he was going to do a Sprung.

[Sprung]

I have no idea. I just decided that because you've divorced one, that he was going to do a Sprung.

[Inferno.]

So she's coming round mine this weekend. Please remind me on to delete everything to do with EP from my browser. I really don't want her seeing this site.

[Cosmic]

I'd delete the Youjizz bookmarks too, if I were you.

[Inferno.]

I have a separate browser for porn. I'll be clearing the history on that too.

[Zaladane]

Don't forget to hide the anal fisting porn!

[Inferno.]