I married a stripper once.
It was pretty cool until I found out she married two other dudes that night.
Made the honeymoon really awkward.
Fortunately, she married another chick too. Name was Sandra. Nice girl, but a little on the heavy side.
And, since I have an income of £53 a week if I had my own place (would be a 1 bed room smack den) in a completely shithead infested shithole of an area I'd have no internet, probably no food and no gas or electric. Some life that would be.![]()
They made Sandra walk home.