The Hairy Balls-Out: No Seriously, Get Them Shaved

[Drageuth]

Dear Cosmic,

I love you.

Signed,
Your Secret Admirer

[Inferno.]

Dear Cosmic,

I love you.

Signed,
Your Secret Admirer

He's awesome.

[Quiji]

EP Crusaders GO!

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[Drageuth]

The guy on the right is either crying, or has some seriously fucked up glasses.

[Quiji]

Dude, that's me, faggot.



You're on the left, and some female member is in the middle. Or a hooker, I forget.

[Drageuth]

I hope I'm anatomically correct.

[Raype]

Your real body isn't even anatomically correct.

Because there's no way a nut that big can be "correct".

[Quiji]

I hope I'm anatomically correct.

Nope.

Fuck, I forget most of the emoticons :: things.

[Drageuth]

Your real body isn't even anatomically correct.

Because there's no way a nut that big can be "correct".

So I got invited to a Hallowe'en party this year.

A Harry Potter theme Hallowe'en party.

I'm thinking about dressing up as Harry and asking drunk chicks if they want to see my scar.

[Inferno.]

So I got invited to a Hallowe'en party this year.

A Harry Potter theme Hallowe'en party.

I'm thinking about dressing up as Harry and asking drunk chicks if they want to see my scar.

Ask if they want to see your wand. It's long and hard.

etc.

[Drageuth]

I really should go to this party.

'cept I don't want to dress up as a Harry Potter character.

[Mistral]

I really should go to this party.

'cept I don't want to dress up as a Harry Potter character.

Why so Sirius?

[Drageuth]

Why so Sirius?

[Inferno.]

So tired. Can't sleep, too excited for things.

[Drageuth]

So tired. Can't sleep, 'cause otherwise the kid will tear apart my house.

/looks around

Fuck this. I'm having a nap.