
Originally Posted by
Cosmic
Has Canada been saying things about us again? We'll smack that bitch so ha- uhhhh, I mean, you can't believe a word she says. Ever. OK, so we hooked up once, but it was mostly just to make France jealous. It meant nothing.
But Australia... come on, she's Australia. She was just sitting there being Australia. For goodness sake, she has kangaroos. KANGAROOS. What were we supposed to do? Maybe if you hadn't kept rolling over and pretending to be asleep when we wanted to be intimate it wouldn't have happened. We have needs too, you know.