I need a lot of help. Seriously.

[lizard81288]

You could always try to reconnect with her, if you want to stay with her. Try going out on dates again, even if it is just once a week, or get that facebook contraption, I heard its a great way to stay in touch with people. That is, if you want to stay with her.

as for breaking up with her, there are quite alot, some trollish, while others are serious.

Trollish:
http://brosome.com/10-ways-to-break-up-with-your-girl/

http://www.collegehumor.com/article/...g-her-feelings

Serious:
http://www.askmen.com/dating/heidi_1...ting_girl.html

http://thebreakupsurvivor.com/howtob...girlfriend.php

[Inferno.]

Punch her in the vag.

[TheRealSpiders]

Punch her in the vag.

This one should work quite well.

Don't forget to put on your sunglasses and walk into the sunset afterwards though.

[Slacker Magician]

This one should work quite well.

Don't forget to put on your sunglasses and walk into the sunset afterwards though.

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I can't believe you guys...

Spoiler warning:

You forgot to tell him to make a pun as he does it.

[Ace Ventura]

For all of you who want to know, I'm 18.

Also, I fought with my friends because well, they're dickheads. I somehow got into a fight with them over Magic The Gathering today, only because I beat them. And after school today, on my walk home, they jumped me.

Anyway, I broke up with her today. So thanks guys for all the help...It was really hard, but I did it...





Also I can't get Facebook until I leave for college.

[TheRealSpiders]

For all of you who want to know, I'm 18.

Also, I fought with my friends because well, they're dickheads. I somehow got into a fight with them over Magic The Gathering today, only because I beat them. And after school today, on my walk home, they jumped me.

REALLY? Over Magic the Gathering? I mean I know islands are really good, but seriously?

[Ace Ventura]

REALLY? Over Magic the Gathering? I mean I know islands are really good, but seriously?

Yes. Really. My friend got mad at me for winning and not wanting to play another game since I had to go home and get my homework done.

So, therefore, they got mad at me for winning and not wanting to play again. So they called me a pussy so I jacked 'em in the face. I just get sick of them so easily anymore.

[TheRealSpiders]

Yes. Really. My friend got mad at me for winning and not wanting to play another game since I had to go home and get my homework done.

So, therefore, they got mad at me for winning and not wanting to play again. So they called me a pussy so I jacked 'em in the face. I just get sick of them so easily anymore.

Well, they're obviously not very good friends, though I feel like you probably shouldn't have hit them for calling you a name. It's a bit thinned skinned.

[Ace Ventura]

Well, they're obviously not very good friends, though I feel like you probably shouldn't have hit them for calling you a name. It's a bit thinned skinned.

I know what you mean man, but I've been called stuff like that since I was a little kid...=/ No one has really been there for me, I've been beaten up, and all that jazz. It's hard for me in my school, at least this is my last year...

And yes, I do have very thin skin. Especially after all the years I've put up with it...=/

[crimsonedge]

Punched one of your friends because he called you a pussy!? LOL!!! You should just get you a pair of steel toed shit kickers and a Nascar hat and call yourself a redneck. Just don't make the mistake of wearing a Jeff Gordon hat, because Jeff Gordon is gay, and that will probably get you sucker punched by a guy wearing a Mark Martin, or a Dale Jr hat. You will also make lots of friends, and they don't mind getting in fist fights. Those guys get laid more than gamers and geeks do, its a fact.

[Strongbad]

It's good that you stood up for yourself. Seriously those guys can fuck off. No friends is better than bad friends. Just tell them whats what and if they don't want to be friends with you anymore then fuckem.

[lizard81288]

Well, College gets a hell of a lot better than Highschool

[Kouen Hasuki]

And this is why I avoid Trading Card Games, Some people take it waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to seriously.

good on you for kicking some ass.

On a related note, its not like i dont have any trading cards but they all have explanations.

I got a few hundred WoW ones... Which I bought when i was a WoW Addict trying to get loot cards and I got 1 Monster Hunter one too Rare Limited edition that was given out at Monster Hunter Tri press events only (Still sealed in its original bag n shit)

[HeavyMetalGamer]

You guys better watch out, if you talk shit about Modern Wellfare 3, he might punch you too. Right GameHelpOnline?

[Dr Mario]

It's good that you stood up for yourself. Seriously those guys can fuck off. No friends is better than bad friends. Just tell them whats what and if they don't want to be friends with you anymore then fuckem.

I fail to see how OP suckerpunching someone over an insult makes them the bad friends.