The Next Hang Out: <insert nintendo here>

[Inferno.]

One day you'll meet some 80085 that you <3

Still, no weddings.

[Inferno.]

Steve's nokia?

Really enjoying red dead, only problem is for the length I've played it I've only got two trophies, maybe time to stop dicking around and progress in the story?

I used to have a 3510i. That thing was boss. Back in like 2003 anyway.

[Nemkoon]

My brother's getting a wife. This Saturday.
Will be awesome to see if anyone gets drunk during the reception.

[Inferno.]

My brother's getting a wife. This Saturday.
Will be awesome to see if anyone gets drunk during the reception.

That sounds rape-y.

[Sprung]

Still, no weddings.

The first time I got married we had a wedding ceremony. The second time, we just went downtown and got married at the courthouse.

[Pickles]

Main story beating only got me like 450 gamerscore on the 360. Which probably only equates to like 30% on PS3 if that.

That would look nicer than the 2% I'm currently sporting. I'm having too much fun roaming the wilderness, murdering bad guys, buying new guns and gambling. The main story can wait!

[Raype]

One day you'll meet some 80085 that you <3

But the thing is, you need to be sure you want to see those 80085 every day forever at the expense of all the theoretical 80085.

Getting something good now can cause you to miss out on something better later.

And here's a little secret, 80085 do not age well. So you'd best <3 these 80085 enough that you don't mind a significant drop in quality.

Otherwise you'll wind up another desperate old man hitting on the underaged tail.

And that's my future, dammit.

[Drageuth]

I have my wife cut mine. Saves me $15 each time.
#4 on top, #3 on the sides and back.

Yeah, well... uhh...

Get some of those hair trimmer things. Bzzzz

I have some. I'm not pulling the fuckers out one by one.

It's just hard to get the back even when I do it myself.

My brother's getting a wife. This Saturday.
Will be awesome to see if anyone gets drunk during the reception.

My brother's getting married next August.

I will be drunk at the reception.

Also, hopefully I'm not the best man.

[Sprung]

But the thing is, you need to be sure you want to see those 80085 every day forever at the expense of all the theoretical 80085.

Getting something good now can cause you to miss out on something better later.

And here's a little secret, 80085 do not age well. So you'd best <3 these 80085 enough that you don't mind a significant drop in quality.

Otherwise you'll wind up another desperate old man hitting on the underaged tail.

And that's my future, dammit.

I'll get there first, so I call dibs.

[Inferno.]

Well, you could find a bitch with ones that are already saggy. Nothing to look forward to in the future if they're already down to her knees.

[Drageuth]

That sounds rape-y.

But the thing is, you need to be sure you want to see those 80085 every day forever at the expense of all the theoretical 80085.

Getting something good now can cause you to miss out on something better later.

And here's a little secret, 80085 do not age well. So you'd best <3 these 80085 enough that you don't mind a significant drop in quality.

Otherwise you'll wind up another desperate old man hitting on the underaged tail.

And that's my future, dammit.

You say his name, and he appears.

[Milady]

And since I decided whilst I was in town to pick up a couple more characters, since I had just grabbed the pre-made ones for the purposes of demo play, I added a couple of fighters, one of them a dwarf. Battles are now significantly easier. Which is good, considering I'm on a quest to kill a bunch of orcs and collect tonics that they may or may not decide to drop.

But I forgot to take the map from the character that was holding it, and now I have to go all the way back, put him in the party, take the item, remove him from the party, and reorganize everyone.

Even old school demos make me cry. I love it.

[Inferno.]

Drag's best man speech: "My brother's a twat. Only joking. Or am I? " *Sits down*

[Sprung]

Yeah, well... uhh...

What happened to the one you were tapping? The one that spotted your ball...

[Inferno.]

You say his name, and he appears.

I said rape-y, not raype-y, but close enough I guess.