Granted, they're at the dump.
I wish I had a pet deer and a pet shark.
You find out where your socks are but also learn that each and every one of them has complex emotions. One of them is even in love with you. This leads to some very tragic situations later on down the road.
I wish I had toughened up more when I was a kid as it would have made youth much more enjoyable.
Lol at the gas mask subtitle conversation btw.
edit: My bad; I did that thing where I don't make sure that I'm replying to the very last post.
This is getting jumbled up now...
*kicks can*
Unacceptable, it can't get delayed, IT COMES OUT TOMORROW.
You get gum... shit flavored gum.
I wish I had more time for video games.
You find one on Ebay but none of the buttons work, so you can only witness the games starting.
I wish it was cold here.
But it's 120 degrees.
I wish that Burn Notice wouldn't take a mid season break.
Granted, you begin your rule over Namek, right before it's destroyed in Goku's fight with Frieza.
I wish I could sleep well at night.
You sleep well through the entire night... you just never wake up ever.
I wish it was tomorrow.
Granted, but tomorrow (now being today) you die before you wake up.
I wish this toothache would stop.