The Next Hang Out: <insert nintendo here>

[!nstaGib]

Either way, I'm off to bed. Night everyone

[Milady]

Eh. As a single man of what, around 25? You can go out. And do. Whatever the fuck you want. Whenever the fuck you want. Fuck yeah. amirite? or am I just headed for forever alone?

He thinks you're old.

[Kouen Hasuki]

So another one of my friends just got engaged. That makes five this year.

... fuck I need a girlfriend.

[Drageuth]

Either way, I'm off to bed. Night everyone

Night.

He thinks you're old.

Apparently I've lost two years of my life. ;____;

[Milady]

Apparently I've lost two years of my life. ;____;

I blame the master lists.

[deadlegion]

Is 25 old now?

*grabs walking frame*

[Drageuth]

I blame the master lists.

I blame trophy huntan.

Is 25 old now?

*grabs walking frame*

When you're 23, two years is a long time.

[deadlegion]

When you're 23, two years is a long time.

When I was that age I was still in my first de facto relationship.
But yeah, 2 years is a long time at that age.

[Drageuth]

When I was that age I was still in my first de facto relationship.
But yeah, 2 years is a long time at that age.

I've had three serious relationships.
They did not end well.

NOW I PAY CHILD SUPPORT!

Anyways. Off to bed. To read, and junk.

[deadlegion]

Later Drag

[Dr Mario]

Gods, now I feel old.

[Milady]

I've had three serious relationships.
They did not end well.

NOW I PAY CHILD SUPPORT!

Anyways. Off to bed. To read, and junk.

Night~

[Rockstar1983]

So another one of my friends just got engaged. That makes five this year.

... fuck I need a girlfriend.

Eh. As a single man of what, around 25? You can go out. And do. Whatever the fuck you want. Whenever the fuck you want. Fuck yeah. amirite? or am I just headed for forever alone?

These are two sides in one of my inner monologues... and I just turned 28 in June. And I'm a single guy, and I do whatever. The fuck. I want. However, every time some sweet old lady in my town asks me why I haven't given my mother grand-babies yet, I'm convinced that somewhere in the world, a kitten dies.

EDIT: To clarify, every time I'm asked that terribly ignorant and nosy question, I feel the urge to projectile vomit.

[DarkSamus]

Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night

[Baumshlager]

Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night

I call this...

Spoiler warning:

BS.